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When you want to be Wolverine, but you only have a dollar Cut-rate Wolverine is not so effective
Oops. It wasn't Brisingr but Inheritance that hubs is reading aka hogging up the bathroom after he's done his business because he's too distracted with reading.
Husband needs to get the fuck out of the bathroom. He's been in there for ages and I know exactly what he is and is not doing. He's reading that new damend Eragon book Brisingr.
the Circle of Life applies to traffic and round-abouts
Speaking of Lion King, we got stuck in a round-about today. I hate them btw.
Hubs: "Yeah, I can go to another store. I'm not going to battle my way out of this circle only to have to battle my way out when we leave again."
Me: "Cause it's the circle of trafficcccccccccccccc." Sung in the tune of the Circle of Life.
Hubs sings: "And it moves us allllllllllll."
Me: "Through despair and hope. Through faith and love."
Hubs: "That's not how it goes."
Me: "Uh huh." Plugs ipod into car and puts song on. After part that part I sing. "Till we find our place...on the path unwinding. In the circle.......the circle of life...............BOOM!!!" I get the wtf look. "Oh don't act like you don't know. The BOOM when the title comes on. Fuckin shit. OMG MY CHILDHOOD!"
Hubs: "Everything is your fucking childhood. Shut the fuck up."
Me: -failing in my seat making hand gestures of awesome-
Seeing the English Sailor Moon manga at the bookstore
Me: -spaz. Grabs it from the shelf and cradles it to my chest.-
Hubs: "Well, I'm glad I didn't buy it from Amazon then."
Me: (In my head: "Hold the fuck up.") "What do you mean you didn't buy it?
Hubs: "I got you some stuff I'd thought you'd like."
Me: "Stuff you'd thought I like? That apparently wasn't the English Sailor Moon manga I've been talking about for.................say..........FOREVER!"
The only thing I can say that I want more than the manga is the Korean Drama Palace Hours or the JDrama/Live Action of Gokusen.
More reasons why geeks get divorced
Hubs: I'm a Ravenclaw. Ravenclaws are known for their smarts, cunning and patience.
Me: If you're Ravenclaw, I can't be married to you anymore. (As I'm wearing a Slytherin hoodie and shirt about to see the last movie.)
Hubs: Why? What do you consider me as?
Me: It doesn't matter. You're not a Slytherin.
Hubs: You say that as if all the other Houses are beneath you.
Me: They are!