Oct 30, 2023
Good midnight U(눈ᴥ눈)U Marty is screaming at that Vaporeon on the internet again
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Good midnight U(눈ᴥ눈)U Marty is screaming at that Vaporeon on the internet again
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marty can do so much better than you, and deserves better than an inhuman freak who's bedmates with death itself.
((ooc: i hope that's not too mean, i felt bad our boy didn't get anything ldllkawjslg))
U(눈ᴥ눈)U Get that nickname out of your mouth, anon, you don't know them. C'mon if you're gonna claim that they deserve better, at least treat them with respect while you do it.
Anyways! ▼・ᴥ・▼ hmmmm I can't say whether you're right or wrong on this one, honestly. Reckon it's not my place to make the call. We've known each other a good seven odd years, but...
@profmadorarchive, what do you think?? (◠ᴥ◕ʋ)
@profmadorarchive Marty. Darling dear.
Why does the Teddiursa have a name tag that says Baby Shoes on it? U(눈ᴥ눈)U
no i do not wang to fightKENNNZIE KENNETH KENIZE YOU GOTTA. Y MOU GOTTA YOU. HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO COME HERE YOUR BABY HAS BEEN BBORN YOUR. BABBYYY UOUR BABY
I AMRU NIONG AS FDDAAST AS I CAN I AM. ALMOSTERE
💢 You. are Stinky!!!! €8 Am I doing it Right
Ｕ(ＴｪT)Ｕ BETRAYED BY MY OWN DEAR SWEET MARTY DARLING!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!?!?!?
U^ｪ^U Exciting news!!! I'm going to be leaving the region in a few days with Marty to visit their family for the holidays!!! Not saying exactly when ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) not making it THAT easy for you, Rocket. But I'll be in Kalos for a few days! I haven't left Johto in forever, and it's my first time visiting Kalos, so I'll admit I'm a little nervous U(''°ᴥ°'')U I don't speak a lick of Kalosian, so I'm gonna have to just play all the socializing by ear. Marty said they'd translate for me, but I still feel like I should try to learn some of the language before I visit...
Oh! But there's bigger problems than just me. U ´꓃ ` U Poor Marty's all worried about how his sibling's gonna react to him being there. Understandable, they apparently haven't spoken in ages. Still, it's kinda heartbreaking to see him all worked up over someone who shut him out. Acting like it's his fault that this sibling of theirs hasn't talked to them.
Sooooo I wanna help! (◠ᴥ◕ʋ) Now usually, I'm a pretty decisive man. But I figure this website loves itself a good poll, so I'd leave it up to the masses what I should do to help Marty with their family problems!
What should I do to Marty's sibling?
kill them
beat them to death
beat them but not quite to death
bite a chunk out of their neck
break their spine into five pieces
drive nails under their fingernails
kill them
rip their arms off
slowly cut off all of their fingers
bring them a homemade pot pie (poisoned)
💢 the ursaring is a pokémon, living on pure instinct and a will to survive what the regions throw at it. you are an adult man with a responsibility to your humanity. a responsibility that you seem to have completely failed.
you’re just going to fight until you’re either killed or your heart gives out. you’ll never reconnect with that humanity you’ve abandoned. i wonder what else you’re going to abandon for your selfish, violent ways? i’d tell that hubby of yours to start packing honestly if they could understand anything another human tells them.
you two are perfect for one another. abandoning the society around them due to your own poor decisions and how it got “too hard” while the rest of the adults move forward. have fun in your gore pit you’ll roll in until the day you die. never growing, never happy. just an old alcoholic with an intense anger issue. that’s all you are.
Okay now, what is it with y'all targeting my hubby like that?
Say what you will about me "abandoning humanity" or "never growing" or whatever the hell have you, I don't care none about your opinions on that. You don't know me or what I've been through enough to make that type of call. I'm happy where I am. I ain't always having the best time, but I'm happy.
Marty is a damn beacon of light in this world. She's eccentric, I won't lie to you, but she's smart, creative, beautiful, she's like a cool breeze in hell every time I see her. I couldn't imagine a life without her.
Talking like she can't understand what she's in love with, like she's just some poor dumb bimbo being taken advantage of by the big mean bear. I oughta break your damn hands off your wrists for that. She's so much more than you'll ever be.
▼・ᴥ・▼ does anyone know if Teddiursa eggs used to take longer to hatch in ancient times?? I keep trying to ask Marty but they're busy dressing a Weedle up in a lab coat and giggling U( ◜ᴥ◝ )U~♡ dork