#marty the bartender

[d3wdr0ppp]

[percybspencer]

Murphy McMarty.

[evilmartythebartender]

NEW RULES FOR MY BAR

You MUST pay your tab at some point within 2 days

DO NOT mention my complicated relationship with PERCY

Percy must pay the PERCY TAX, which means everything costs double it's original price for him.

keep your fucking DICK out of the drinks PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE STOP DOING THIS

DO NOT snitch on me for serving alcohol to Kevin.

The black mold on the walls is normal, avoid mentioning it.

DO NOT enter my bar if you are banned, you can only be unbanned if you provide me with at least 500 dollars.

please stay fully clothed (unless you are Anastasia)

[anniesdonewithbs]

Drunk ass Percival asking for more beer…. He really doesn’t learn, does he?

[leeola]

MARTY IS SO ADORABLE IN THIS IMAGE AWW

[bloodycrownofthorns]

alright back to being a productive member of society ❤️

[everybodygetsaids]

Can be fucming stop hurting Marty 😢😢😢😢😢

[fanta-freak]

Looks like somebody didn't pay their tab.