evil marty

[evilmartythebartender]

NEW RULES FOR MY BAR

You MUST pay your tab at some point within 2 days

DO NOT mention my complicated relationship with PERCY

Percy must pay the PERCY TAX, which means everything costs double it's original price for him.

keep your fucking DICK out of the drinks PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE STOP DOING THIS

DO NOT snitch on me for serving alcohol to Kevin.

The black mold on the walls is normal, avoid mentioning it.

DO NOT enter my bar if you are banned, you can only be unbanned if you provide me with at least 500 dollars.

please stay fully clothed (unless you are Anastasia)

[evilmartythebartender]

look at my awesome browser customzation

[eivlpursy]

I have become miraculously self aware and now I can fully spell and comprehend sentences. I cannot believe how long I was able to live with such a vegetative brain. I have ruined plenty of people’s lives such as Anastasia Blunt, Charlie Plunt, Marty McMurphy, Kevin .E Spencer, Lester Spencer, My Father, My Mother, and plenty more.

[evilmartythebartender]

still banned from my bar

[evilmartythebartender]

@eivlpursy, you are still BANNED from my bar. STOP trying to come in with your TERRIBLE disguises, they dont work.

[evilmartythebartender]

BREAKING NEWS

Percy has been BANNED from camel toe inn again!! This time it was because he took his clothes off and started twerking and wouldn’t stop!

@eivlpursy

[evilmartythebartender]

where should I go to get more beer?!

weed

vanada

landville

other (reply ur answer)

Voting ended onMar 23

[evilmartythebartender]

COME TO (evil) CAMEL TOE IN!!

I have a lot of patience, as you can see with me dealing with stupid man percy.

we also got hot women

and very good looking inside

and I dont actually check ur id

SO COME TO THE CAMEL TOE INN (or inside percy) TODAY

LOCATED IN LANDVILLE ONTARIO

[evilcharlieplunt]

Don’t come ‘ere guys ehhhh they beat you if you’s don’t pay your tab

[evilmartythebartender]

DONT LISTEN TO HIM THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO OWES ME 100 BUCKS AND HAS FOR MONTHS AND REFUSES TO PAY ME

also the black mold is just decor it is not real trust me

[eivlpursy]

nevr belife charlei he s a bakcstabnig bastard hrs tunred me in so mnay tinmes i catn evn cuont (literal) i lov the camle toe evn mor tahn anastsiwa (an plus maetiy si hot😘)

plea uban me martie

-xoxo pursy

[evilmartythebartender]

fine i’ll unban for now..

[evilmartythebartender]

COME TO (evil) CAMEL TOE IN!!

I have a lot of patience, as you can see with me dealing with stupid man percy.

we also got hot women

and very good looking inside

and I dont actually check ur id

SO COME TO THE CAMEL TOE INN (or inside percy) TODAY

LOCATED IN LANDVILLE ONTARIO

[evilcharlieplunt]

Don’t come ‘ere guys ehhhh they beat you if you’s don’t pay your tab

[evilmartythebartender]

DONT LISTEN TO HIM THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO OWES ME 100 BUCKS AND HAS FOR MONTHS AND REFUSES TO PAY ME

also the black mold is just decor it is not real trust me

[evilmartythebartender]

COME TO (evil) CAMEL TOE IN!!

I have a lot of patience, as you can see with me dealing with stupid man percy.

we also got hot women

and very good looking inside

and I dont actually check ur id

SO COME TO THE CAMEL TOE INN (or inside percy) TODAY

LOCATED IN LANDVILLE ONTARIO

[evilmartythebartender]

@evilcharlieplunt OWES ME 100 BUCKS

[evilmartythebartender]

pleas unban me

if you pay me 100 bucks i’ll unban you (but i doubt it cuz ur broke)