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Avengers Family Incorrect Quotes - 19/?
Peter: Mr. Stark said I have a curfew. Strange: You’re an Avenger. Peter: I know. Wong: How late is the curfew. Peter: ten. Strange: …p.m.? Peter: yeah. Tony: Don’t look at me like that. Wong: I have guarded the Sanctum for centuries and this is the strangest thing I’ve seen.
sylvie: you slept with another woman?
loki: you're one to talk.
My favourite incorrect quotes PT.3
Kate: You have to apologize to Clint Y/N: Fine. Y/N: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Steve: WHY. why did you give Y/N a KNIFE?! Bucky: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Steve: Now I feel unsafe! Bucky: I’m sorry. Bucky: ... would you like a knife?
Kate: HELP! I TOLD Y/N I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Clint, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Thor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Loki: You’re a hazard to society Y/N: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Peter: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Y/N: you’ve been to jail?! Peter: Once. In Monopoly.
Tony: Okay, If i was the last person on Earth, would you date me?
Stephen: Tony, if you were the last person on Earth, i wouldn't exist.
Tony: ....
Tony: Fuck.
Peter: **on the phone** Quick, Bucky! You have to pretend to be my mom to MJ’s mom!
Bucky: Hello, this is Ma Parker. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They’re bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again. **hangs up**
Bucky: Sorry, I panicked.
Harley: I’m so fucking stressed right now.
Peter: Aww babe, I’ll draw you a bath :)
Harley: Aw you’re so sweet!!
*2 minutes later*
Peter: *hands a piece of paper* Here you go! :)
Harley, holding a drawing of a bathtub:
Peter: I drew you a bath....
Harley:
Peter: *laughs maniacally*
He did it...
Tony: *Minding his own business, gets clonked on the head with Mjolnir* OWWWWW- SON OF A-
Steve and Thor: .... *point at each other*
Quarantine Chronicles; Pro-noun-cee-ay-shun
Bruce: It's ONLY day 3 of quarantine, and everybody is at each others throats!
Y/N: Po-Tay-Toe
Steve: Po-Tah-Toe
Y/N: To-May-Toe
Steve: To-Mah-Toe!!
*Team Y/N and Cap screech and launch themselves at each other*
