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[the-dream-collection]

Do you all know who the son of Dracula is?

“I canst only assumen he is a demon, like his father.”

“If I’m not mistaken, Dracula’s son is a dhampir named Alucard, correct?”

“Count Alucard, the femmiest twink in all of vampire society. Oui, I know of him.”

“Does Dracula only have one kid? I would have thought with how long he’s been around, he might have had more by now. Heck, if I lived that long and got married, I’d want a bunch of kids.”

“So we’re really just not gonna talk about how Dracula named his kid ‘Dracula’ and spelled it backwards, huh?”

[the-dream-collection]

Two questions for all of you dears. What are your thoughts on vampires? Do you know what a dhampir is?

“While I don’t enjoy being a vampire, I don’t necessarily have anything against them by default... And, yes, I know what a dhampir is.”

“I’m a vampire and proud of it! And, oui, dhampirs are just as well.”

“In the olden days, I wouldst have said vampires aren Hell-spawn that shouldst be purged by holy light. Yet, now, I havest been made aware that I am the same: A demon. I knowest not what to think.”

“Oh, vampires and their offspring are so interesting to me! All immortals, really. Think about how much history we could stand to learn from someone who was there to see it unfold!”

“I just think vampires are pretty great for crackin’ jokes. What’s a dhampir? A half-soaked vampire?”

[the-dream-collection]

welcome back yall binches hows hibernation been

“We didn’t really hibernate so much as move our activities over to a different platform for a while--”

“--Speak your yourself bud I ain’t talked to a person in eight months!”

[vi-muse-space]

💝 have they ever been in love, and with who? - for Marx

“I love my job, but I don’t think that counts.”

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