Wayne sighs deeply watching the price of Eddie’s purchase go up. He loves taking care of his son, but the way he’d run through shoes blew his mind, and Eddie wasn’t about to turn down some new skate shoes. Luckily the ones he picked were on sale.
The sales associate scanned the last box, “that’s $198.20. Do you wanna buy a bag for $0.25?”
Wayne pulls out his wallet for his card. Eddie eyes his Pa taking out the fancy card.
Hmmm I can use the points to take Poppins to Benihana.
“One bag is fine—”Eddie says.
“I’m not paying $0.25 for a bag that should be free, have you lost your ever loving mind? You’ll carry these boxes,” Wayne says grumpily. “‘Ya keep taking a bite out the right side of my ass!”
“Why the right side?”
“That’s where my wallet is, boy! 20% off not a sale!”