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Communism patch notes 0.92: Added 2 new classes:

-Lumpenpeasantry

-Haute slaves

Bug Fixes: -Communist revolutions will no longer splinter until peace has been made with the target of said revolution

-Removed tag "syndicalism" from game files, as it was only taking up space

-Characters with a Hitler particle concentration greater than 6/mg can no longer be "pushed left" Other tweaks:

-Increased Posadism spawn chance from 1/200000 to 1/13

-Bunkers now give a 300% defensive bonus, as opposed to the previous 150%

-Voting really, really hard works now, trust me, haha

-College professors in the imperial core are now able to learn the "marxist" trait

-Added new ideological wing for Maoist anarchist society: NATO Juche

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As a Tumblr user who only recently learned what Homestuck is, I feel like I'm trapped seeing the shadows of Homestuck at every corner, but never knowing its true form

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The decision I make today will have a lasting impact throughout the rest of my life

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Communism patch notes 0.97:

Game Changes:

-The national bourgeoisie will no longer betray the proletariat during/immediately after wars of national liberation

-Changed Gregor Mendel's ideology to "Proto-Hegelian" in order to offset the new meta that introducing Lysenkoism in a possible future update would spawn

-Trotskyists are now considered enemies by eco-socialists, due to the environmental destruction involved in the making of their newspapers.

-Added Moo Deng thought to Dengism

Added Achievements:

-Not Real Socialism: In a one-party state, lift at least 80% of your population out of poverty and illiteracy over the course of 50 years

-AES: Under the direction of a socialist party elected through bourgious means, nationalize at least one building without being subject to military intervention or coups within the next 5 years

-The People's Democratic Banana Republic: Have a Latin American country export less that 10% of its agricultural products to an Imperial Core country, thereby abolishing the labor aristocracy in that country and giving all of its workers a proletarian consciousness

-Rigged for whom?: As a de-facto single party state, lose a general election to a controlled opposition party

-Wokers and Resources: Enact the "State Rainbow Capitalism" policy and produce pride-themed commodities

-The 6th Head of Communism: Revise Marx 100 times and synthesize Marxism 2

Hot Fixes:

-Fixed a bug so that wars of national self defense by socialist countries can now be won on May Day, not on May 2

-Deleted cultural tag "Polish" to make room for Sorb, Silesian, and "Worker who speaks Polish"

-Agitators exiled by socialist governments will now only be sent to Siberia if the government that exiled them controls Siberia (Communes in Tsarist Russia will no longer speak every tongue of man)

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