#masonmadirps

[shadymon]

masonmadirps replied to your post:word of advice to mon from the past, do not get...

#monception tho xD

it got really confusing every time someone said mon, tru story

[robbaerywrites]

masonmadirps replied to your post:

;~; WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KILL THAT PRECIOUS BB

I’m never posting death memes again, these are from 9 months ago and I went to finish the last 2 that I had put off doing for that long and then got like 5 more. I still have 2 others that I got from BEFORE I said I wasn’t doing them anymore, but this one came in after I’d said like twice I didn’t want them, and just like... there are only so many weird death situations a girl can come up with

[robbaerywrites]

[TEXT] Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.

[TEXT] Dude, I never said you were! I mean, we were bros before we were...bros who do stuff.[TEXT] Wait, is this one of those reverse psychology things? Like, you’re saying you don’t want to hang out because of my cock but secretly you’re like planning bro-blowjob time?

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE MEME

[xgoldendays]

masonmadirps replied to your post: Okay but I ship St. Berry but I also ship Samchel...

GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE CONFUSED ABOUT THAT

I’M SO CONFUSED. HELP.

[robbaerywrites]

{Fusion!Sarley} [TEXT] Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?

[TEXT] Nah, it was actually a palm tree. I’m kinda surprised you don’t have any scratches or bruises; those things are kinda pointy.[TEXT] I feel like I probably should apologize for that. I mean, I know you’re like a total tree hugger anyway, Marls, but if I hadn’t been watching so much Baywatch to get ready for that audition, you probably never woulda gone near something so tropical.[TEXT] ...where the heck did you find a palm tree in New York, anyway?

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE MEME

[robbaerywrites]

masonmadirps replied to your post: “In the world of nipples, do you prefer the righties, the lefties, or...”

xDDDD

It’s just such a random body part! and an unappealing one

[reshopcommander]

"What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!"

Sheesh Mads, slow your roll, I just dropped my napkin.  What did you think I was going to do?  We've only been dating a little while, I think when I propose it'll be a lot more romantic than fucking Breadstix.  But, seriously, is the prospect of me proposing that terrifying? 

[reshopcommander]

♠ || ☼ || ★

♠: Open when you’re mad at me

Look, I don’t know what I did to make you so mad at me, but I can guarantee that I’m very sorry, even if I don’t say it.  My pride is too big for me to ever admit I’m wrong, even when I am. It doesn’t mean that I don’t feel bad or don’t want to make things right.  Please have patience with me, Mads.  I don’t want to fuck this up.   Please just go to me, because I guarantee right now I’m internally freaking out that this is going to be the end and I’m losing you.  Don’t give up on me, Mads.  

☼: Open when you’re horny

Seriously, wtf are you doing reading this?  Go jump on me and fuck my brains out, I promise no matter what I say I’d be up for it.  I’m pretty much in a constant state of horniness around you.  Just start kissing my neck and letting me know you want me and I promise you that we’ll be fucking in no time.  See you soon ;)  

★: Open when we’re fighting (and it’s your fault)

Well Fuck you, Mads!  Sorry sorry, I’m sure you’ve heard that enough and I’ve probably slammed a few doors along the way.   I’m going to be pissed for awhile, but there’s hope.  I guarantee that as long as you didn’t like cheat on me or something, we’re going to work this out.  Just give me a few hours to cool down and maybe make some bacon, bacon can’t hurt.  Talk to me and we can work it out.  I may carry grudges, but I care about you and I want this to work out.  So it’s not hopeless and I’ll probably eventually forgive you.  I just need time.