#massive posts

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It's not that I can't get anyone to like me, p much every time I have set out to date someone the feeling has been reciprocated. It's just that I literally don't know anyone who I find myself romantically attracted to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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My cat is a nerd

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My friend is making a story with faries in it

Me: What kind of faries?

Friend: What do you mean?

Me: Well like... American faries or European faries? American faries are all dainty and nice but European faries will fuck you up.

Friend: I mean.... my fairy is just an alcoholic man idk

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Me, a genderqueer gay person: Lol its kinda annoying when guys hit on me i mean do i look straight? haha

Cis people, crawling out of the depths of hell at the scent of a joke at the expence of The Straights™: Ummmmmm,,, honey, there isnt ONE WAY straits look....,.. like, i know DROP DEAD gorgeous girls who are gay!! even though they dont look gay, because they have long hair and are pretty! And ive heard of butch dyke looking ladies who are HETEROSEXUAL!!!! SO.... you shouldnt say that :/ :/ :/

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i think im gonna make an artblog

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but hey my uncle is now being my parent suddenly and hes helping me actually do ny make up work and pull my shit together hahahahhaha

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the-champion-of-the-citadel just serenaded me with "It's A Cold And It's A Broken Waluwigi," a performance so beautiful i was moved to tears

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whenever i get messages i always read them late because i never get messages so im like alarmed when i do its like !!! hello!! yes hi