#masterdisastxr

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@masterdisastxr

( 📩 → barbara! 💚 unknown ): I have burnt the cookies I intended to bring you 😿 ( 📩 → barbara! 💚 unknown ): I apologize so much for that! I keep ignoring everyone who says I cannot cook. I can cook! This was a... ( 📩 → barbara! 💚 unknown ): Flute? Some other instrument? I do not remember the Earth saying.  ( 📩 → barbara! 💚 unknown ): I will bring us take out instead!

[sovietavenger]

we’ve known each other forever and there’s absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.

@masterdisastxr

Cindy spoke and it wasn’t a challenge, but Natasha looked at her with a glint of humor in her eyes, rolling through all the options she had to ruin that statement. (For good fun, of course.) “Ketchup is a smoothie that you dip your fries into, and tomato soup is just a hot smoothie that you dip bread into.”  She waited a moment before going on. “Simba sings a song about how he can’t wait to be king and in the next scene his father died. Textbook example of be careful what you wish for.” Natasha paused again, smirking at Cindy before leaning back. “And I told Steve that you agreed to do the dishes at his place. James always leaves a mountain. And I’d just… hate for you to know what the Rogers Eyebrows of Disappointment look like. Chop chop, Cindy.”