#masternotsaxon

[jimmyinwestwood]

Getting DRUNK

Jim laughed and slipped his mobile back into his pocket, readjusted the shopping bags in his arms, and strolled through the open door to his best friend's flat. He set the bags down on the nearest available flat surface before wandering the place, calling out the Master's name.

[charmingdeceit-archive]

outinspace: *headbutts you lightly* duct tape your siblings to the wall and then set up a sleeping bag on the floor in front of them and mock them by falling asleep

offthethrone. /taps you lightly on the head with a rubber chicken. 

Don't tempt me, dear.

[charmingdeceit-archive]

master-not-saxon replied to your post:

((omg you’re telling me it’s too late when i said “at” instead of “and” *falls out of chair and onto you*))

master-not-saxon replied to your post: 

((omfg i meant to say “at” originally dont look at me))

offthethrone. /genuinely cannot stop giggling.

[charmingdeceit-archive]

*throws baby muffins at then bounces away*

[ /manages to catch one of them in his mouth because talent. ]

[thecajunthirst]

*imitates washboard noise in an attempt to befriend the vampirate* chickachahckhilakahiahcahkcihkaihknackaihkacg

outtosea. …. /is drawn to this washboard noise because good ol’ cajun boys like dat washboard sound ‘cause it sounds like mama out back doin’ laundry?!?! & BAM. WE’RE FRIENDS, MOTHAFUCKAH. 

[charmingdeceit-archive]

liightningboltscar replied to your post: 

*outofspells. do u know who this is pal

offthethrone. senpai, pls.

master-not-saxon replied to your post: 

outinspace: *latches onto* i miss you and tests suck and i know you can do it <3

offthethrone. /face pat. yes, indeed, they do-- they've just drained me a bit. as soon as they're over, it's back to regular writing, and the continuation of our thread. thank you for the encouragement; you're really too lovely.

[thecajunthirst]

walkingxabovexperdition replied to your post: 

outofcharacter. that’s lucifer’s alternate face claim, though.

outtosea. .... sdkljaflksjdfkljasd. thank you for reminding me of one of the 302984029384923 reasons i adore you. lucifer got so sassy. |:

triednotto replied to your post: 

[ Deen is in rare form this morning ]

outtosea. isn't deen in himself a rare form everyday? |:

master-not-saxon replied to your post: 

outinspace: you a stupid bro, you a you a stupid bro / gettin all up in my bitznich / telling be them bitches aint fighting the apocalypse / you can suck my diznick

outtosea. OH MY GOD. I AM DONE slkdafjlksjd. LMFAO.

[jimmyinwestwood]

✿

Cheek Kiss

“Girl, you look fabulous!” Jim grinned and kissed his best friend on both cheeks, carefully balancing on his own sky-high heels. “Now, which club are we hitting up first?”