Oct 31, 2012
One day, I'll write a book. A very poorly written book. So bad that at the end of the book I'll ask the reader some questions I ask myself after every badly written book I've read. " What the fuck did I just read? Why did I waste my time with this?"
I'll also have a very fascinating cover so that people will just pick it up and buy it. To which I'll also include: "See what happens when you judge a book by its cover? You get a bad book. Sucker."
This will be very profitable too. If 50 Shades of Grey can do it. I can do it too.
Why did I just type this? --;;;