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Tune Wars First Edition by Matak http://ift.tt/1PBcQB7
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wuko. i'm kidding! matak
NSFW Matak. If you have further questions, you can find me in the dumpster outside of my apartment building.
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Noatak, but neither are exactly gifted at sexting. Noatak is more Generic White Boy™ about it (Mako gets lots of inappropriate dick pics while at work, taken at that awkward white boy angle that manages to get some of their face and chest in the pic but mostly is just an effort to make their dick take up 80% of the shot) while Mako is just plain bad at it (Noatak: “i cant wait to see ur mouth around my cock” Mako: “Uh, yeah, that sounds... good. Do you still want me to pick up milk before coming over or...?”)
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Mako. He has a soft spot for Bambi (obviously) and tears up during Jessie’s song during Toy Story 2 for Undisclosed Reasons. Noatak gets a little too into “Let it Go” and debates suing over the villain’s mask in Big Hero 6, but he does not cry. He never cries. (He gets a little emotional about Scar and Mufasa’s relationship and What Could Have Been, but meh).
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Noatak. Mako legitimately gets angry over this and Noatak tries to distract him with kitchen sex. It mostly works, but Mako’s still grumbly about it afterwards.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Gross, 2cute4them, next question. (Noatak would maybe do it, but he’d definitely whisper something sexual and then probably tie Mako’s wrists together behind his back with his belt.)
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? I feel like Noatak does it more, just to watch Mako jump on the sofa and push him away in some exasperated voice. Mako maybe does it a few times just to spite Noatak, but Noatak is the main offender here.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? Well, Noatak is probably unemployed after that whole “Anti-Bending Revolution Stint” so he probably watches trash shows in secret and then tells Mako he’s been reading sophisticated political and social philosophy stuff all day. Mako’s the one who gets caught watching the most recent season of The Bachelor on Hulu and tries to use Bolin’s recent visit to his apartment as a cover up, but they both know the truth. (Noatak maybe hate watches an episode or two or 10 with him, just to scoff at how stupid it all is, but ends up getting too invested in who Shuu, a wealthy Cabbage Farmer from the middle of nowhere in the Earth Kingdom, will pick in the end).
Who laughs more during sex? Um, I believe we’ve already established that Matak sex is Serious Business, composed of moaning, begging, power bottoming, and maybe a safe word or two, but NO ONE LAUGHS DURING MATAK SEX.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? I suppose Mako, if they ever accidentally find themselves in a cuddling position? Maybe Noatak sort of half cuddles him post aggressive sex, but imagining Noatak and Mako cuddling under fluffy blankets makes me feel as uncomfortable as it would probably be for both of them.
matak ¬‿¬ lay it on thick
how dare you. also nsfw references hah ah a
who holds the umbrella when it rains: They have their own umbrellas do you think this ship is cute (Mako would probably try at some point, Noatak would just look at him like wtf, and Mako would get annoyed/angry because i’m trying to be nice for once, gdi)
who is the grumpiest in the morning: It’s an eternal battle to see who can out grump the other one. Mako’s usually sour-faced about Beifong’s early morning calls, scowling for the entirety of his shower. Noatak is sometimes irritated by the fact that his entire bending movement was overthrown, you know, the little things.
who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: ….. Mako? i guess????? i mean, Noatak maybe worries a tiny bit that Mako won’t tell him if he’s going too far when they go at their power/control bdsm sex fun times because Mako seems to enjoy pain a little too much and yeah, the point is to hurt him, but not actually hurt him, aha ha ha.
who plays pranks on the other: what are pranks these two are hella serious. maybe noatak would try one at some point and mako would just be confused.
who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: lol “first to suggest cuddling”dO YOU THINK THEY CUDDLE I MEAN, REALLY. at MOST you get Noatak waking up before Mako does, surprised by the weight on his chest and the sleep steady puffs of breath over his skin, and it’s not even a realization that it’s Mako against his chest, because he knows it’s Mako, it’s just… odd, when they’re close like this and it’s not Noatak fucking him into the mattress or him gripping Mako’s thighs while Mako rides him like a champ. (And maybe Noatak likes it a little, this closeness, and he smiles - as much as Noatak can/would smile - when Mako wakes up and Noatak pretends to be asleep, and Mako, belatedly, Noatak notices, slides back onto his side of the bed.)
who insists on creating nicknames for the other: I feel like the nicknames here would only be used condescendingly, like “alright, Amon, try not to start another revolution while i’m out getting dish soap” but affectionate nicknames? for them??
who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Noatak’s so tightly wound that he probably grinds his teeth in his sleep or something, so probably Mako.
who says ‘I love you’ first:No one ever says it, it just comes through actions like getting the right take out order on Mako’s way to Noatak’s place and comments like “put a jacket on, for god’s sake,” and all those other phrases from that tumblr post floating around about ways to say i love you without saying it.
Matak its great. Why there arent more fic about it?
I HAVE BEEN ASKING MYSELF THIS FOR DAYS DO YOU HAVE ANY RECS PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME.
now i know why it is called a crackship
you see it and you know you're not suppose to partake in it but its so friggin addictive
i have a gross hankering for matak r/n wanna indulge me
Mako’s mouth is full of the taste of smoke and sweat and linen, and he spits against the cotton as Noatak presses his body down harder with his own, shoving Mako’s cheek further into the bed. He’s wrapped in smoke—blanketed in the heat that’s a comfort even though it curls not from his own mouth but from Noatak’s as he leans down to breathe against Mako’s neck, in Mako’s ear. "No sound," Noatak whispers, as though Mako could make any at all, and the thickness in the air didn’t silence any sound that didn’t leave heat and smoke behind it. Mako closes his eyes.
His body burns with every movement, flush against every touch and against the bedframe left exposed by the twisted sheets where he scrabbles for a different hold. Touches travel; they don’t stay static where his hands lie, or where Noatak runs along Mako’s skin, lit by sparks of white and blue. Noatak slides a hand under Mako’s chin, and Mako knows that when he breathes out, Noatak’s palm will keep the mark of Mako’s breaths for weeks to come. There’s nothing outside the heat and smoggy grey of the moans and struggles on the small wooden frame, and Mako keeps it this way, tied to the angry flashes of light and the silence that holds them in.