Material safety in the arts:
"Hm, this says it's an inhalation hazard, a skin irritant, and is known to the state of California to cause cancer. Guess I had better use it outside! Or maybe just open the window?"
Material safety in the sciences:
"You can't even come into the lab unless you have gloves, goggles, and close-toed shoes. We have installed ventilation that is massively overkill for 90% of what we do in here. These are fume hoods - use them. You should wear a respirator while working with this, those, and these anyway. The eye wash is here, the fire extinguisher is there, and here's how you operate the emergency shower. We know you know this, but we do have to tell you that fire is hot, blades are sharp, and you shouldn't drink bleach."
Me, a ceramics artist with a STEM background, causally looking around the studio:
"Okay, so like. Maybe don't eat and paint with that at the same time. Do you guys think we should let the sponges dry out between uses, or like, ever? No? I mean, that's cool I guess. Possibly you should put your shoes back on. You might wanna tie your hair back before you -- oh you already turned it on. Awesome. That causes silicosis if you inhale too much of it, which is why the sign you have ignored says not to dry sand it in a public space. I mean, I guess you can do it outside, but you should really have at least an N95. Please keep an eye on your child so they don't accidentally... you know what, never mind. The first aid kit is in the bathroom if for some strange reason you end up needing it. Did you just stick your BARE HAND in the bin marked 'danger - staff only' and pull out an entire fistful of powdered glaze ingredient? Yes I know you're staff, that's not the point."














