OKAY PLEBS GET YOUR FUCKING INFERIOR MATHEMATICAL MINDS IN HERE, WITH MY FUCKING SUPER COOL ASS WIZARDRY IM GONNA FUCKING TURN THAT SHIT INTO THE COOLEST MATH SHIT YOUR FRIENDS(IF YOU HAVE ANY) HAS EVER SEEN, IF NOT, THEN SHOW IT TO YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND JOE OR SOME SHIT. SO. STEP ONE, GET SOME DISGUSTING ASS NUMBER LIKE FUCKING 69,696,969 OR SOME SHIT. OKAY. NOW HERE’S THE COOL ASS WIZARDRY. I’M GONNA WIZARD YOUR SHIT UP, SO YOU CAN DIVIDE ANY OF THOSE DISGUSTING ASS NUMBERS BY 5 IN LESS THAN IDK, THE TIME IT TAKES FOR YOU TO MULTIPLY THAT SHIT BY FUCKING 2. OH MATH WIZARD WE’RE DIVIDING, WHY ARE WE MULTIPLYING THAT SHIT BY 2? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE WIZARD WIZARD HAPPEN. OKAY. TAKE THAT DISGUSTING ASS NUMBER, MOVE ONE DECIMAL POINT TO THE LEFT. SO NOW THAT DISGUSTING ASS NUMBER, IS A DISGUSTING ASS NUMBER. WITH A DISGUSTING ASS DECIMAL. NOW LET’S LET THE WIZARDRY HAPPEN. THIS IS WHERE MULTIPLYING IT BY 2 COMES IN. SO NOW, YOU MULTIPLY 6,969,696.9 BY 2. WHAT DO YOU GET? YOU GET THE DELICIOUSLY AMAZING ANSWER OF 13,939,393.8. HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR FUCKING DISGUSTING CALCULATORS AND DIVIDE THE ORIGINAL NUMBER, WHICH WAS 69,696,969, BY 5. YOU GET 13,939,393.8? BOOM. PEACE OUT PLEBS. MATH WIZARD. OUT.