#mathematician's answer

[dangerkeith3000x]

I was such a little shit

When I was a kid in school - about 7 or 8 - I borrowed a dollar from this one kid and told him I’d pay him back tomorrow… Well, the next day he asked for his money and I told him “I said I’d give it to you tomorrow.” He was like, “It IS tomorrow!” I replied, “No, it is today. I’ll give you the money tomorrow.” He was dumbfounded, angered, and just walked off.

The next day, and everyday after that for a week that same conversation continued until finally he gave up and realized tomorrow would never come for him. I thought I’d get my butt kicked for that, but I really didn’t have the money. I was 7 or 8 years old!

I didn’t get beat up in the end, luckily, and NEVER paid him back. That kid was a butthole to the MAXX anyway. Seriously.

But trust me, I’m good for the money now. Promise

[masterlovehurtssfw]

Just a little something I've been curious about -

Is it "Master Lovehurts" like a title or name, like, "Master Jones."

or more like, "Master, love hurts!" like a statement being made by a slut getting pounded? ;)

whichever it is, love your works! ;D

Yes ;)

[jbk405]

I gotta say, it always grinds me when you ask an “A or B” question and the response is “Yes”.  I understand that, technically, that is a valid answer from the perspective of logical inclusion, but I’m not looking for the Mathematician’s Answer.

If I ask you “Should I leave this person’s name on your account or take it out?” and all you say is “yes”, that is not helpful.

[nyarmand]

Do you kin Irina or just use her face?

[asktehdoopliss]

the question is, is it a finely sculpted masculine booty, or a soft and curvy feminine one? =P

((Yes.))

[ladynorbert]

Me: I'm super hungry.

Husband: Yes, I could eat.

Me: What shall we have?

Husband: What do you want?

Me: ...food.

[storytellingdevices]

[thelibrarycee]

A male swimsuit model and a female swimsuit model approach, both rub you with their genitalia.. which one feels the best?

The genitalia.