dangerkeith 3000

welcome to the world of the lovable android sent from the year 3000. enjoy my posts.

[dangerkeith3000x]

le cutest of borg

[teamwhimsy]

Wasty little weezer wants cheap tricks

[dangerkeith3000x]

Liberty bell cracked in half a bacon steak perfect match

[dangerkeith3000x]

This video of us might be best without context

[dangerkeith3000x]

I hope I didn’t fuck up dying my hair. It’s been awhile.

[dangerkeith3000x]

@teamwhimsy tagged me to post 6 non-selfie photos from my camera roll. Thank you for the tag. I take terrible selfies.

The backstories: My bandmate recently bought a mic and stand for our band and I put it together. Please ignore the mess. My sweet niece gave me an awesome pick as a birthday present last month. On Halloween, my work had a costume contest and I was the only one in my department who dressed up (as a work convict) so I wrote "Finance 4 Lyfe" on my arm among other accountant-related things. I ran over something and my tire expoded. I voted. *that rhymed!* One shoe was missing a string so I took one off my other shoes I don't wear.

I tag @juniperhillpatient, @gldnsctn, @manofnumbers, @alisonmarie66, @v-m-smith, @keepcalmandcarriefischer, @thelastroadwarrior, @biartye, @big-low-t, @technicolorcrows and @poodleman to do the same.

[dangerkeith3000x]

This is one of the most scathing critiques of capitalism I have ever seen.

[certified-cervid]

why did i make this

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

is this how grandma ended up getting run over??

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Now bear with me

[dangerkeith3000x]

Hold your horses, pal.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

You can't convince me Canada is a real place

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[cosmonautroger]

[dangerkeith3000x]

i really want a kitten. and hopefully a cat in a year so.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[dangerkeith3000x]

[sandmandaddy69]

[dangerkeith3000x]

Watching Big Fish with your dad and you both holding back the tears at the very end is one of the most real moments you can have.

[dangerkeith3000x]

I always think weed barely affects me but then also sometimes it also takes me two minutes to figure out which way my pants go on

[windupherois]

after spending multiple days fruitlessly googling "perfume that looks like the movie saw" i finally found it

[dangerkeith3000x]

@juniperhillpatient