May 9
A male turtle performing "claw fluttering" near the female's face as a courtship ritual to attract her
damn turtle stole my moves
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A male turtle performing "claw fluttering" near the female's face as a courtship ritual to attract her
damn turtle stole my moves
Spamton & Tenna nose swordfight.
Kind of explains itself.
Idk.
It’s equal parts bitchfight and mating ritual.
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im losing my mind
(wolverine mating rituals shown in deadpool 3)
I watched gulf fritillary butterflies engaged in a mating ritual in our garden this afternoon 🦋🦋.
He circled and hovered, all while wildly fluttering his wings above her ... beautiful 🧡
they are about to bash their shiny bald heads together
*boredly opens a tab with an image of Homicidal Liu*
*plays “High and Dry” by Radiohead at a respectable volume*
“Homicidal Liu, Homocidal Liu,” I chant flatly. Ugh…could this Baka be any faster?
Dark Worm sidles up beside me. “Whaddya need him for, Wormchamp? You’ve got me?”
I roll my green eyes. “We both know there’s nothing between me and Homicidal Liu, Dark Worm. This is just a little something called…revenge.”
Dark Worm chuckles. “Heh…now that I can get behind.”
Suddenly something sounds behind us. Dark Worm and I turn, and there before us is a person in a striped scarf and a long coat, their hair jet brown and flowing down 2 their shoulders. “You called?” they intone gruffly.
“So it’s him, huh?” Dark Worm. “Homicidal Liu looks a bit more…ya know…than I thought. Look at the cut of that hussy’s jeans!”
“I tailored them myself,” Homicidal Liu retorts bitingly. “And the pronouns are they/he.”
“Get out of here with that misogynistic language, Dark Worm,” I mutter.
Dark Worm scoffs. “I see you’ve picked up a thing or two from that Killer.”
“DONT SPEAK RHAT NAME!” I roar. “Not here…not now.”
Homicidal Liu smirks. “I see you’ve already gotten acquainted with my brother.”
I spit on the floor. “Acquainted? Psh. You could say. We were soul bonded. Mated for life. Like brothers. Like cousins. Like family-“
“Like lovers,” Dark Worm interjects grimly.
I hold my tongue and solemnly move my head in an imperceptible gesture. “Well, Liucepher?”
Liu gasps. “How did you know my chosen name?”
“I do my research,” I mutter. “Not like I care. Don’t go getting any funny ideas.”
Homicidal Liu sticks out their hand and raises his eyebrows at me. “Well, Wormchamp…why don’t we get acquainted?”
....I was so confused by this ask that I initially just deleted it but I can't stop thinking about it................. ray gun go...................
