Oct 29, 2017
The Lowe Files
*Sound of stick cracking in distance*
Rob: OMG IT’S BIGFOOT, GUYSSS
John Owen: No. no. We don’t know that. It’s probably just a rabbit or something.
Rob: Or it could be Bigfoot! *staring dramatically into camera* let’s go check it out!
Matthew, speaking for the first time in 15 minutes: The probability of it actually being a Sasquatch is... *proceeds to quote facts and statistics* *gets ignored*
Rob: *Attempting a Sasquatch call and failing*
John Owen: *simultaneous sighing and eye rolling*
