🚀🌙 @matthewtaylcr
“not that that doesn’t sound, y’know, AMAZING and all . . . but i think we need to look at this LOGICALLY. like are we stopping for bathroom breaks? mealtime breaks? or is the plan to actually d i e having sex? not that that’s the WORST way to go, but --- and ohmygod, matt, did you even think about the animals? you think cheese & morph can fend for themselves for a whole month? and most importantly neither of us are OLD but i really don’t think i have the stamina, you know? -- okay, so. alternate plan: we fit a months’ worth of love-making into, say, three months, and then we’ll have time to sleep & eat & such as well. sound good?”












