[text] just saying, if you expect to sleep in that king bed over spring break, you're gonna have to cozy up to your favorite brother because i'm calling dibs. only queen in anything is the queen of England herself if she wanted to have her world rocked
[text] You’re incorrigible. I don’t mind have some cuddling time with my favorite brother. I do not, however, want to even imagine you rocking Queen Elizabeth’s world. It was bad enough walking in on you with the next door neighbor that time. I mean obviously my fault for not knocking. How old was she anyway?

















