“A Series of Unfortunate Crossover Events”
Mattkind is best-known in the Jenny Everywhere community for adult stories, and their prior solo contributions to Jenny Everywhere Day have trended towards those topics, but this year they've got a story which, in their own word, has “almost no bondage or nudity in it”! Behold the crossovery backstory extravaganza A Series of Unfortunate Crossover Events, which you can also here or after the cut.
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Bloodlines
Vanguard City
Johnathan Evans, a very good-looking, olive-skinned man with dark hair, never left his neighborhood in Vanguard City. He took the same path to his job down by the docks every day came home, watched TV and went to sleep except on the weekend when he'd go to the same bar and hang out with his friends. It was after this, early one Saturday morning, when he was stumbling home drunk, that he was grabbed by a big red monster. He let out a fearful scream as the beast sank its jaws into his neck. Then everything went dark.
He awoke later to find the monster gone; his head was pounding and he just wanted to go home when suddenly ZAPP! BUZZ! PLOP!. A green portal opened in front of him. He didn’t know why but he felt the need to enter it. He did so —
— and emerged into his apartment…
“The fuck?”
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Zero Hour Crisis in Time
Vanguard City
ZAPP! BUZZ! PLOP!
Johnny Everywhere stepped out of a portal. Ever since his run-in with the Alien, he’d been using his powers to fight crime; mostly low-level tugs and the like, but he was getting really good at it and he had finally traveled outside his neighbor, which was fun, though he had a nagging feeling in the back of his head that something wasn’t right.
ZAPP! BUZZ! PLOP!
A swirling green portal opened in front of him. Out stepped a pink-haired woman in a long trench coat, wearing goggles on her head, who could be Johnny’s twin — followed by a buxom blonde woman who was in a skin-tight Spandex body-suit, a grey bomber jacket, and white tennis' shoes.
The pink-haired woman smiled. “Oh, this must be when that happened! Don’t worry, things get better, sweetie.”
The blonde smiled. “You know, you really were very handsome,” she said as the duo vanished.
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Rafferty Saga
Vanguard City
A few days later, Johnny was standing on a roof, thinking about his very weird encounter, when suddenly a woman dressed all in pink fell from the sky, crashing to his feet. She was gasping for air as she took one hand to her chest.
Johnny wasn’t sure what to do when a man dressed in a black suit appeared from the shadows firing twins 45s at the duo. Johnny, thinking quickly, opened a portal to suck the bullets in, then grabbed the woman and opened a portal under his feet. The duo crashed into a hospital.
“Can I get some help here?” Jonny asked as the the nurses and Doctors rushed over.
A few hours later, the woman was up and round, much to everyone’s shock. “I’m very durable — thanks for the help back there, that goon would have finished off if not for you. My name’s Gina what’s yours?”
“J-Johnny,” he said with a nervous smile.
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Underworld Unleashed
Potions'n'Lotions shop
Johnny stood in the Potions'n'Lotions shop in front of Gina, shimmering in her pink dress with her long flowing hair. Next to her was her Familiar, a blonde Neko maid named Max.
Gina gave Johnny a stern look. “I can’t believe you sold your soul to Neron, Johnny…”
“But it worked out, didn’t it? The big Red Cheese saved the day, I got some new powers that let me Jump between realities, and I upped you magic too!”
Gina rolled her eyes. “These things always bite you in the ass, Johnny.”
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BabeWatch
Johnny Everywhere laid in his bed and yawned softly before getting to his feet and walking to his bathroom. He turned on the lights to see the reflection of the woman he’d seen all those ears ago on the roof top. He reached over his body; the skin was softer. There was a nice pair of breasts, a killer booty, full lips —
She smiled, tears running down her face.
“YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!”
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Onslaught
New York
Gina stood her ground, casting a shield over a group of New Yorkers, as a giant purple robot attacked them, blasts coming out of its hands.
Sweat dripped down her brow, matting her otherwise-perfect hair. Jenny Everywhere opened a portal, the largest one she’d opened to date, while Gina’s familiar Max (still dressed has a maid) led the group through the portal.
“Please exit in a orderly fashion,” Max said as the last of the civilians made it through… just has Gina passed out, causing the shield to lower.
Max jumped over to grab his mistress and, pushing her, ran towards the portal, also grabbing Jenny by the back of her shirt and pulling her through the portal just as it closed — leaving the giant robot alonge
“Targets escaped — resuming portal…”
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Judgment Day
Citadel Supreme
Jenny couldn’t believe how it had all gone down: a member of Youngblood killed, another guilty, a magic book that could rewrite history…
She was approached by a tall blonde woman dressed in a red trench-coat and hat, whom Jenny recognised as one of the super heroes form the 40s who had recently awaked from comas, with their souls having been trapped by an alien menace for decades.
“Hello dear, my name is Jill Trent. I understand you are the sidekick of my old friend Gina? With Youngblood disbanding, I’d like to talk to you about the Heroines Guild initiative.”
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Barbaric and Ricochet’s Big Super Hero Wedding
Special Operations Strikeforce Headquarters
Jenny smiled to herself. This was so much fun — the booze, the fighting! She hadn’t wanted to come as the Guild Rep to this wedding, but then all those villains attacked, and Jenny had a ball. She sighed happily, taking a swig off of her beer bottle as she rested on the roof of the Special Operations Strikeforce Headquarters. Next to her lay a bound a gaged super villainess — Dark Angel, the latest in a long line of women to use the name. She’d attacked the wedding with the Villain Army only to be swiftly beaten by Jenny, stripped, and trussed up. She moaned, her bare breasts heaving up and down.
“I could get used to this,” Jenny thought.
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The Sex Bomb
Heroines Guild Headquarters
It had been one month since the Sex bomb had set off by the Sixth, sending every male to a Nowhere Dimension and leaving the women to defend the Earth. They had managed to bring all the men back and stop the Sixth. And so, Jenny found herself standing in the Heroines Guild Leader Jill Trent's office.
“Agent Everywhere, due to the Sex Bomb incident, the Guild has decided to expand operations just in case this ever happens again. As such, each Guild member will be assigned a Handler — and I’ve always liked you, so I’ve decided to assign you my granddaughter fresh from college, Miss Drake.”
In walked a shy-looking redhead with big boobs and a nice butt, who was biting her lip.
“He…llo,” she said nervously.
Jenny smiled. She was the most beautiful woman she’d ever seen “Hi — I’m Jenny!”
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The adventures never end