#matty asks

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nerd and the strap. that’s it that’s the blurb

he doesn't ever ask for it. he just cosies up to you, kissing his way up your neck, to your lips, slipping his tongue into your mouth with a specific kind of desperation; when you smirk, pulling back just enough to ask him what he wants, he goes coy, tilting his head and looking up at you through his eyelashes with those big pleading brown eyes, burying his face in your neck with a low whine when you laugh and tell him to talk to you.

he doesn't ever ask for it. so you make him beg.

then, and only then, does he get what he wants - you behind him, while he's lying on his stomach on the bed, fucking him as hard as you possibly can, sinking your teeth into his shoulder while he moans and groans and shakes underneath you. he loves it, he really does; this would be obvious even if he didn't tell you every three seconds, clear from the way his hips push back into you, clear from the wanton noises leaving his lips, clear from the way he turns his head as much as he can in a wordless plea for you to kiss him. he cums like that, actually, with his lips on yours, making a mess of the bed below him as his limbs go slack. there's no use in cleaning it up, though, once you've taken off the harness cutting into your hips - once he regains his energy, matty's going to fuck a mess out of you, too <3

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cant stop thinking about that post that’s like “white people don’t wash their legs” and i was just talking about it with my friends so. poll.

do you, during the average shower, (before which you are not overly grimy, not overly clean) scrub your legs along with the rest of your body (indicated in this poll as washing your legs), or do you just let the soap and water run down (indicated as not washing your legs)?

i am white and i don’t wash my legs

i am white and i do wash my legs

i am not white and i don’t wash my legs

i am not white and i do wash my legs

i am multiracial (including white) and i don’t wash my legs

i am multiracial (including white) and i do wash my legs

nuance in the tags/i’m bald/legless/etc

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

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creds to kei

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3, 18, 24 for the ask game ? 🥰

3, which 75 song would i want to have sex to - genuinely difficult question. probably something from one of the EPs or self titled? i think that's probably the vibe, not very wordy or fast

18, fav smut fic on here - of course there are so many wonderful fics by wonderfully talented people, but the first one that came to mind was this by my darling @whimsicalpolitical !! i think it's so sexy and so well-written, def one of the all-timer matty fics i think <3

24, hottest in the robbers vid - they all looked sexy as fuck BUT if my life was to be split like BC and AD it would be "before seeing matty healy in the robbers vid" and "after seeing matty healy in the robbers vid". the clip of him holding her face with the bloodied hand while he kisses her inflicted maximum damage to my teenage psyche and without it i literally would not be answering this ask now. PIVOTAL!!

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12,19 and 22 for the ask game, angel girl <333

12, least selfish lover - realistically, probably hann, cos he's overall just very sweet and very caring. and then i honestly think matty? idk. i think he has the capacity to be selfish, but having studied that man like a bug for over a decade i've deduced he likes making other people feel good and happy more than anything else. george is next, because he's mostly lovely but he gets in moods where he just wants to be a little shit and i think in one of those moods he'd be alllllllll about denial. most selfish is ross, because, well, it's ross (doesn't take requests, you do what HE says, that's part of the appeal, etc); not that he won't give you what you want or need, he'll just... enjoy himself before he gets to it. but you'll enjoy it too ;)

19, a 75 moment that never leaves my mind - moss kiss moss kiss moss kiss. i don't need to elaborate on that one. in terms of moment i witnessed irl... madsmatty too shy dance moment is a wholesome one, and matty putting his belt on at fins was, um, less wholesome

22, who talks you through it and what do they say - hmmmmmmmmmm. matty's yappiest and also most likely to be nice with it, very "i know, baby, i know... fuck, you feel so good, so fucking good for me. gonna make you cum now, yeah?", dominance disguised as tenderness. george talks less, i think he's mostly moans and the odd compliment, but he locks the fuck in when he needs to - he knows what that voice of his can do, so when he starts with the "fuck, i need you to cum for me. you can do that for me, can't you, gorgeous? yeah, course you can, you can take everything i give you" you really cannot resist. and ross... i think he's more talkative than people give him credit for, actually. loooooooads of swearing, because he IS excited even if he's not letting up on the controlled dominant façade, and a mixture of praise and straight-up commands that makes you lightheaded: "eyes on the mirror, princess, keep watching us. you see how fucking pretty you look riding me like this, yeah? prettiest girl in the fucking world, taking it all like a pro. don't stop, don't you fucking dare stop - no fucking whining, either, princess, i told you it was your job to get us both off... yeah, that's more like it. good girl, my best girl". or something. teehee thank u for these asks ilysm <3

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2, 5 and 23 PLEASESS -Carl1ghts

2, most likely to use a flavoured condom and which flavour - george would do a dh2 night in a gay club and pick up a handful on his way out for a giggle i think. and i'm not particularly well-versed in flavours, but i reckon he'd enjoy some sort of berry moment lmfao. to be honest i think any of them would probably try them at least once when they were younger (matty probably makes it his mission to try every flavour they have in stock in the local boots or whatever lmfao), but i actually see george using them into today and having fun with it. idk lmfao

5. who'd be the best at phone sex and why - hmmmmmmmm. george has the sexiest voice, and ross knows exactly what to say, but i think matty's inability to stop whining and moaning when he's touching his dick probably puts him in the lead for this one - we know he's got a talent for dirty talk (he's a slut, of course he's good at it) as is, and the fact you can hear how affected he is by it all (and you) is just the best ever

23, what's a kink i think each of them have - oooooooooooh ok. matty healy lowkey masochist of all time. bites scratches impact play hickeys candle wax cig burns You name it. his pain kink's bigger than he is tall (which, to be fair, wouldn't be that hard) teehee. george daniel... daddy kink. that might be me projecting a bit cos it's the tmr brand but i see it clear as day for him. charli calls him it in ig comments, which might not mean anything but i am Choosing to believe it does - i think a well timed "yes daddy" in his ear would make him CRUMBLE. is it hot in here? anyway. again i'm probably projecting cos i wanna meet him in the pub and get BLEEPED there and then but i think ross has a voyeurism/exhibitionism thing going on - he wants to watch you, he wants to almost be seen by other people. would absolutely sneakily stick his hand in your underwear under the table at the bar before dragging you to the bathroom so he can rail you within an inch of your life. has without doubt fucked backstage at a festival. possibly in a tent there also. definitely had early sexual experiences in random bedrooms at afters while matty was "asleep" on the floor like 3ft away. yeah. not that i've thought about it or anything. anyway lucy ilysm thank u for making this and for just generally existing MWAH

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mads can we talk about the nerd and the dare. please

anything for u actually. ok! in short, everyone's favourite nerd goes alone to review the dare's show (you were reviewing another gig that night), and he's got a press pass to do an interview and ends up at afters and has a fun little time. he comes home raving about harrison and how talented he is but also how cool and nice he is - like, that's matty's new bff, and so at the next show he does in london matty's invited and on the guest list and he brings you along. the show is fun, matty nearly nuts in his pants when you dance against him, but the afters is once again the highlight; somehow, you and your bf end up alone with harrison in his dressing room sharing a joint, which always makes you kissy and matty handsy, and harrison says something like "you two have a really sexy dynamic going on. like, really sexy", and you giggle and say "you think we're hot?", and he nods like "knew he was hot. figured you would be, too - suspected it from how sharp you can be in your reviews, honestly". and it's bold, and you don't quite know why you do this, but you do it regardless - you shuffle to sit in front of him, ever so lightly touching his face like "you like it when i'm mean, gorgeous?", and when he gulps and nods and whispers "yeah, i like it a lot"... what other choice do you have but to play with the two of them?? they're both so pretty, so eager, so huge - more than willing to kiss and put on a show for you, to sit and watch and touch themselves while the other eats you out, to relish the opportunity to be inside you in some way when you let the dominant façade crack a little and beg to be eiffel towered, and reaching your fourth orgasm while harrison finishes in your mouth and matty cums deep in your cunt is maybe the best feeling you've ever felt ever in life. of course, you go home exhausted that night (but not so exhausted that a round two with your lovely boyfriend is out of the question), but you also go home with a new number added to your contacts and a rolling invitation to hit him up if the three of you are ever in the same town again; needless to say, that definitely happens, more than once. hot <3

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guys, settle down, m.o.n.e.y.

xoxo gossip girl

oh HELLO

6, which of the guys have realistically shagged each other - obviously gatty. like i just know this to be true. ross and george have probably kissed and grinded in their jeans and DEFINITELY mutually gotten off but not actually touched each other properly. matty and ross probably haven't actually fucked each other like gatty have but there have been blowjobs and handjobs and frotting For Sure. i also have Thoughts about threesomes with girls where things were in the same place at the same time but i fear we're going off topic and into "my brain at inopportune moments" territory

7, who on 75blr is most perverted - publicly it's g ( @bedforddanes75 ilysm ur a joy to know and to follow). secretly... from the state of our dms, i think we're up there, diva. but who's to say. we r all freaks and i love us

13, how much would i pay for a hypothetical 75 onlyfans - my overdraft WOULD be seeing me, i can tell you that for sure. also... depends what they were offering on there lmfao