Aug 28, 2013
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
he simply possesses common sense
seen from Singapore
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seen from Canada
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seen from United States
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seen from Ukraine
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seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
matty is not a genius
he simply possesses common sense
1-50, obvs.
// Haha
Little do you know, I’m actually going to do this.
“Oh, God…”
What are you wearing?
“Jeans, dark green t-shirt, navy blue v-neck sweater, black socks, no shoes - moving on…”
Ever been in love?
“Yep - now. Emilia. Done.”
Ever had a terrible break-up?
“My brother slept with my then-girlfriend when I was twenty-three. Didn’t go on Jeremy Kyle. Next…”
How tall are you?
“Six feet. Sebastian will say I’m shorter, but that’s a blatant lie.”
How much do you weight?
“Odd question, but 12 stone.”
Any tattoos you want? Any piercings?
“No, and noooope.”
OTP?
“What the fuck is an OTP?”
Zodiac Sign?
“Scorpio - don’t really know what that’s supposed to mean, though.”
Hair colour?
“Little obvious, but dark brown.”
Favourite quote?
“’If trouble comes when you least expect it then maybe the thing to do is to always expect it.’ Cormac McCarthy, The Road.”
Favourite Singer?
“Wavers from Bono to David Bowie.”
Favourite colour?
“…Blue?”
Loud music or soft?
“Depends on my mood, and your definition of loud, but as background noise, soft.”
Where do you go when you’re sad?
“I generally just stay at home.”
How long does it take you to shower?
“Ten minutes. Em might say otherwise.”
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
“I’m generally having breakfast half an hour after I get up…”
Ever been in a physical fight?
“A fair few when I was a teenager. A few less, now I’m an adult - I don’t look for it anymore.”
Turn on?
“…I like it when Em touches my hair.”
Turn off?
“Erm… God… General uncleanliness or untidyness. Bad hygeine.”
The reason you joined Tumblr?
“…I don’t remember joining anything like that.”
Fears?
“Erm… losing my memory. Hopefully, if that ever happens, I won’t remember being scared of that… Never becoming a Dad. I’m not a huge fan of spiders, either.”
Last thing that made you cry?
“…Em’s miscarriage.”
Meaning behind your URL?
“My what?”
Last book you read?
“Allen Drury’s Advise and Consent”
Last song you listened to?
“Something by Jake Bugg. Can’t remember the title.”
Last show you watched?
“Jonathan Ross, last night.”
Last person you spoke with?
“Erm… I think it was Maria. In texts. We may, or may not, have been exchanging cat jokes.”
Relationship with the last person you texted?
“Maria’s… Cat-sitter, best-friend’s daughter-but-not-really, and… slowly becoming a ‘biffle’, I suppose… Once we got stuck in a lift. That wasn’t particularly eventful.”
Favourite food?
“Em makes really nice brownies.”
Place you want to visit?
“New Zealand. The reason as to why is probably pretty obvious, if you know me well enough.”
Last place you were?
“I suppose that would be London…”
Do you have a crush?
“I’m living with my girlfriend - let’s hope so.”
Last time you kissed someone?
“About… twenty minutes ago.”
Last time you were insulted, and what was it?
“I can’t even remember… I think Jim said something Jim-like…”
What colour underwear are you wearing?
“Erm… navy blue, actually.”
What colour shirt are you wearing?
“Already said, but dark green tshirt, navy blue sweater. Nicely coordinated with my underwear - totally incidental.”
Colour trousers?
“Blue. Jeans.”
Wearing any bracelets?
“No, but I’m wearing my Dad’s old watch.”
Last sport you played?
“Ha. Hahaha.”
Last song you sang?
“Something by The Doors.”
Last prank call you remember doing?
“I haven’t. I had a very boring, friendless childhood.”
Last time you hung out with anyone?
“Went for a drink with Maria, but I live with Em, so… does living with someone count?”
Favourite movie?
“Erm… Probably Gladiator. Not gonna lie.”
Hey Matty, did youever watch Disney movies as a kid?
“Didn’t everyone?”
“Robin Hood, The Fox and the Hound, Fantasia, Dumbo, The Sword in the Stone, The Black Cauldron… Homeward Bound. That’s off the top of my head.”