Jan 9, 2015
Matty: Lauryn Hill? She sings that song. Banging me softly with his bum.
Me: ...No.
Matty: Oh is that wrong. Is it fingering me softly with his thumb.
Me: Not at all. No.
Matty: ...I think you're wrong.
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Matty: Lauryn Hill? She sings that song. Banging me softly with his bum.
Me: ...No.
Matty: Oh is that wrong. Is it fingering me softly with his thumb.
Me: Not at all. No.
Matty: ...I think you're wrong.
I'd like to think Alanna and Matty could be happy together.
Playing Sunset Overdrive
Me: Oh my God, there are three pages of hair!
Matty: I told you! When I was watching the videos I thought "wow, this is going to make Melissa super wet"
Me: I have to change my face, I have no idea what hair to use.
Matty: I'm going to beat the fucking game and you're going to be like "I just picked a tattoo!"
Matty just told me the most upsetting thing ever. Please know that I said "It has been more than two years! This happened before my 24th birthday! This is the grossest thing ever."
Matty and I realized that if my life had a word cloud the biggest phrases would be "Sara Quin" and then, somehow larger than that, "Matty No!"
I told him about how bad my depression has been for the last two weeks
Matty: My penis cures depression.
Me: Who told you that?
Matty: Well it makes everyone happy.
Me: Who told you that?
Matty: Where are you?
Me: I'm on the cliff. I'm weakening them with my sniper! Oh my assists are going to be so high! I'm like a white basketball player!
Matty: Why are churches so popular?
Me: Uh, the place for God or the place for chicken?
Matty: The band.
Me: Oh Chvrches.