#maturitychallenged

[jenjen4280]

Good thing my phone was on mute when the conversation turned to discussing the need to anchor sheds in the floodplain and they used the phrase “inadequate strapping methods.”

I almost blurted out: “I can help you fix that...” 😝

[jenjen4280]

Looking forward to dinner tonight

These are the rolls she served. My sister, Dad, and I were hysterical. Mom couldn’t figure out why. Yes, my whole family is “maturity challenged.”

[jenjen4280]

The little vaginas on my sleeves make me smile. They’re for my thumbs! 😁

[jenjen4280]

My Mom’s fall salt & pepper shakers remind me of boobs. It’s the stems: they’re like little nipples.

[jenjen4280]

Do you see it too?