modified rp meme: [2/5] otps
↳sike (samantha ‘shock’ burton and mike wazowski).
“i look at you, and I’m home. there is no one else in this world that I feel both comfortable and nervous around, but still feel good about myself. everyone is either one or the other, and I don’t let people see me the way you do.”
Choses the pumpkin: shock, because mike keeps on picking the really ugly and weirdly shaped ones, so she tells him to go inside and eat some apple cider donuts and he picks out one of those cute little pumpkins
Carves the pumpkin: SHOCK. mike can’t do anything lbr he’s ok at sex and video games and ok at cars and his job but he can’t do anything else
Gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: mike !!!!!
Matching costume idea: sexy nurse and doctor
Makes a cozy bed-fort to cuddle in: mike
Steal’s the other’s candy: shock
Accidentally gets lost in a corn maze: mike hahhaha
Tells spooky stories to scare the other: shock
Collects cool-looking leaves: shock is such a fall nerd she collects all of the leaves!!!
[text]: Fuck you. // [text]: Is that all I am to you? // [text]: Don't talk to me ever again. // [text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please. // I WANT ANGSTY SIKE
[text]: Fuck you.
[text:]: yes. fuck me. fuck me on the table. fuck me on the stairs. fuck me against the wall. fuck me in your bed. fuck me in the car.
[text]: Is that all I am to you?
[text]: when we started this i told you i wasn’t looking for anything serious.
[text]: Don't talk to me ever again.
[text]: i’m sorry, i am a bullshit detector and i am predicting that in 10 minutes you’ll talk to me and beg me for a blowjob.
[text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.
[text]: i’m sorry. i never wanted it to end like this. but i can’t be the only one who sees the way you two look at each other...
where was their first date ?: im pretty sure they never went on a first date??? but they also went out for pizza a lot which shock never counted but tbh it definitely counted.
what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: shock would come up from behind him and hug him tightly and kiss the back of his neck and rub her nose against his neck. she’d turn on the tv and they’d watch the lego movie or spider-man and she’d be the big spoon and wrap her entire body around him and run her fingers through his hair and hum softly until he fell asleep.
who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: lol shock wakes mike up cause if mike woke shock up she’d kill him. sometimes they’re cute and innocent like on his cheek or on his nose but other times they’re on his neck which lead into hickey’s.
who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: shock. again, if mike did it then he’d be dead.
how my muse would wake your’s up: shock sometimes pushes him off of the bed.
who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: mike probably. he’d be trying to teach shock how to cook and throw flour and such at her.
who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: SAMANATHA ANDROMEDA BURTON THAT IS WHO.
who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: this was literally such a big deal ‘cause shock was the first to say it which is unexpected since she’s so closed off when it comes to love and affection. depending on what au, she may say it while they’re in college or in the future au. in the college regular verse she’d say it after giving mike a blowjob. very classy. then mike would get all flustered from both being turned on and because of what she just said and she’d act like it never happened but then the next morning he’d be woken up by her not yelling at him or complaining, she’d be cuddled up to his side with their legs tangled together. and in the future au shock/samantha would say it after they’ve been dating for awhile. of course, at this point mike already knew that shock loved him, he was just waiting for her to say it and it happens to cutely like she just watches him with caleb and how much they’re alike even though she raised caleb for awhile by herself and he had never met mike before that day in the grocery store but like. it’s almost like chance that caleb ends up so similar to mike and so shock just watches them together and mike is showing caleb yet another comic (this one is about the flash) and when shock comes back into the room they’re both completely knocked out and asleep. shock thinks about waking them up but decides against it and then she goes to put blankets on HER BOYS and takes their shoes off and gets a pillow for mike but when she comes back into the room hes awake and exiting the room and omg she just looks at him in this way and his hair is a mess and hes tired and so is she but she says it and its not like a huge deal but it also is at the same time and she says it hushed to not wake caleb and that is the first time they truly make love.
who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: shock would beat the shit out of whatever girl or guy was messing with mike. tbh tho mike would try to beat up shock’s ex bf and shock would be all “no baby mikey don’t do it mikey baby you’ll get hurt”
who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: mike probably wants a dog tbh and shock just rolls her eyes but she second she sees the puppy she’s in love.
who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: mike is loud and it rly turns shock on tbh
who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: i feel like this would be shock???? idk??? like she’d take risks in bed but only if he wanted to. they don’t really need adventerous sex but a lot of the time they’ll have sex in the living room or the bathroom or the kitchen and that’s about as adventerous ‘cause they never know when the kids will be home from school.
who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: NEITHER.
what is their shared, favourite kink ?: lots of noise tbh, they prob both get off of the other making loud noises during sex idek
describe their typical kiss: a lot of the time they’re short but also passionate and meaningful at the same time.
how my muse shows their love for your’s: shock takes care of mike, she’s there for him whenever he needs her and she’s just this loyal puppy. shock is also so much nicer to mike than she is to everybody else, she sasses him a lot but that’s out of love. you can really tell that she loves mike because she’s just a lot gentler and kinder and much more loving to miek than everyon else.
their favourite ways to give affection: shock’s favorite is probably sex tbh she’s a strong indepedant woman who loves sex but her second favorite ways of affection is cuddling, especially when she’s the little spoon, she secretly loves it and won’t tell mike or let him think that what he’s doing is really enjoyable for her.
who is more dominate ?: shock ofc
who sings in the shower ?: mike!!!!
who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: mike will try and end up getting soap in shock’s eyes
who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: shock af
who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: oh my god shoCK AND MIKE WOULD BE LIKE ‘MY MOM IS ACROSS THE TABLE STOP THIS... BUT DON’T’
who has the weirder taste in music ?: i feel like shock does idk
who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: mike, he’s so cheesy like that
who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: mike. shock would have been fine growing old together with their kids and not being married but once mike suggests it she can’t think about anything else.
what would they name their children ?: well shock named their first caleb because mike once told her that that was his dads name, sunshine was adopted so they didn’t really have any say in the naming and mike named their youngest daniel aka danny (phantom)
who would their children take after more ?: caleb is the perfect mix of both mike and shock, sunshine is mostly like shock and danny is most like mike.
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Who would throw the other in the pool: SHOCK WOULD THROW MIKE IN. END OF STORY.
Who is the better carer when the other is sick: mike
Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: neither???? neither of them are rly big sports people
Who would cook the better romantic dinner: mike since shock can’t cook and mike is romantic af
Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: shock would ok, mike would come home one day and find shock and the three kids in a blanket fort.
Who would have the best holiday ideas: seeing as how shock’s ideas are sitting at home drinking eggnog and watching scary movies... mike would have the better ideas of going out and going sledding or something
Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: mike tbh
hey friend once you get this you have say 5 things you like about yourself publicly and send this to your 10 favorite followers (nonnegotiable) (positivity is cool)
but pal you’re one of my faves?? ohmygosh?? you’re a cutie. okay.
i pretend im a yoga addict and hope it will make me one bc im a dork like that
je parle francais et c’est tres cool
bob morley thinks im rad and that will always be a blessing
my eyes are blue af
my social skills are hella growing this year (aka im finally becoming a cool kid)
hey friend once you get this you have say 5 things you like about yourself publicly and send this to your 10 favorite followers (nonnegotiable) (positivity is cool)
aww this is so nice!! thank you for sending this :) (thanks for sending this twice because of my dumb ass)
my eyes
my hair...sometimes????
my taste in music
my sense of humor
um i like my interest in history??? if that makes sense???