#mauvetext

[phantomsteed]

i want to take the characters from the bear and put them in dungeon meshi

[phantomsteed]

its so funny to me that people ship chilchuck and laios. although chilchuck has a fetish for breastful blonde bitches not even in his current mid life crisis would he be desperate enough to fuck the professional dog impersonator

[phantomsteed]

[phantomsteed]

i hope that the popularity of goncharov convinces people to watch mikey and nicky, which is a movie about two mobsters who are so close to having gay sex that at one point john cassavetes' character has sex while peter falk's character takes slow drags of his cigarette and watches. clocks and the passage of time are potent motifs. the only friends from childhood they have left are each other. they hold each other close and brawl in the streets and the betrayal at the end is so slow and inevitable it feels like watching a dentist wash their hands and put on their gloves before coming to pull out your teeth. it's literally just like my favorite movie goncharov

[phantomsteed]

[phantomsteed]

by hiring babs olusanmokun to play dr. m'benga strange new worlds is continuing leonard nimoy's star trek legacy by putting the most handsome man you have ever seen in your entire life in a silly little blue shirt and making him hold Devices

[phantomsteed]

anytime kirk loses his shirt i'm like always expecting him to be rocking the whale tail of a g-string in the back

[phantomsteed]

date night is going great