#mavenofmetal

[necc-romancer]

Slurred words

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

"Ah... Sona.. Them big, bouncy... Honkabongrs..." He mumbled, before a single hiccup escaped his mouth. "Pardon... WELL... Her hair so damn long... Tits so big... Not long tho! Can you even... Even imagine long tits!? Damn..." After saying the last word, a soft sigh could be heard, before he took a sip of his beer. "Also.. Sona's... Long, in general. About thhiiis size." The guitarist then lifted his free hand above his horns, to show how tall she was currently in his eyes. "And... She's playin'! Ya! Some... Uuh.. some weird-ass piano that's floating or some shit like that... And also.. Sona's very nice, veeeeeeeeeery nice... Like suuuuper nice. It's like... Uh... Almost unbelievable someone like her exists..! Is she even real...?" Suddenly, he started to sob and his voice becoming high-pitched. "WHY IS SHE SO NICE..!? THAT'S... THAT'S BECAUSE SHE IS LONG...!? SOMEONE ANSWER MEE..."

[trolloflegend]

📜

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse.

Trundle: How many kids do you have?

Sona, ignoring the rest of the band as Mordekaiser throws a flaming refrigerator out a window a handful of feet away: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[necc-romancer]

"Mordekaiser, if you can turn yourself to be really large, can you also shrink yourself down to be really tiny? Like the size of an orange?"

"Neh. Sadly I can't. I wish I could tho. It would be funny to be literally pocket-sized and being carried around when I'm too lazy to go or simply too drunk."

[infinite-xerath]

/taunt

I’ll do it for both normal and Pentakill Sona because why not.))

Normal: “You would fight a god with a mere instrument!?”

Pentakill: “I will silence that insufferable noise you call ‘music.’”

[ask-riven]

7, 18, 26

07:What did youlast eat? 

// Leftover steak and some biscuits, washed down with some green tea. =3

18:Are youscared of spiders? 

// I am wary of spiders, but not outright scared of them.  I still wouldn’t let a tarantula walk on me though, just like I wouldn’t want to pet a venomous snake.

26:What are youcraving right now?

// A chocolate shake and potato chips.

[fury-of-darkin]

@mavenofmetal Enters the Fray

“Humans have such odds tastes in music... Then again, the only melodies I care for are those that can be heard on the battlefield.”

[sapphire-for-insight-blog]

The gaston song for the disney prompt.

-// Please let it be the alternative

No one twerks like taric,

makes it work like taric,

no one drops down that booty and jerks like taric

he be up in the club with that ass gyratin

oh my hes so fly that taric.

[hook-and-chains]

Toxic ship thing

Send “☢” if you toxicly ship our muses

Very VERY interesting~ Didn’t know you had wanted to! I do have a Pentakill Thresh AU too if you are interested, unless you want to do regular Thresh! Just talk to me <3 I’d love to know what you are thinking!

@mavenofmetal