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Question for Mavis. How long have you known Patchy?

Mavis: I have known Patchy for a very long time in fact, I actually helped Patchy understand that not everyone is out to get him

#the long dark #deviant the renegades #holding out for a hero #mavis schultz

Patchy: I will find the information even if I have to tear this safe bit by bit *rips off a piece of the safe* Molecule by Molecule *rips the molecules apart* Atom by atom *rips the atoms apart and they start glowing*

Mavis: Patchy I don’t think that was a good idea

Patchy (realizing what he did): Uh oh

(Cue an explosion)

#the long dark #deviant the renegades #holding out for a hero #patchy #Mavis Schultz

Dragon Masters Tech File

Mercenary Name: Mavis Schultz

Alias: none

Weapons: a pickaxe that was turned into a crossbow that uses firecrackers as ammo

If you thought Nate being a loose cannon was something to be afraid of, then think again. Mavis may be younger than Nate but she's a way worse loose cannon especially when it comes to her crossbow

#the long dark #deviant the renegades #holding out for a hero #mavis schultz

Edward: guys who allowed Mavis to have coffee again

Mavis: I LOVE COFFEE COFFEE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND HAH HAH

Edward: Mavis give me the coffee

Mavis: No fuck you ITS MINE *hisses*

#the long dark #holding out for a hero #deviant the renegades #Mavis Schultz #Edward Schultz

Edward: Hey let me see what you have

Mavis: A KNIFE

Edward: NO

#deviant the renegades #Edward Schultz #Mavis Schultz

Mavis: BITCH

Edward: WHAT DID YOU SAY