Jun 8, 2018
Hello! Welcome to Hell!
Hi I’m Lil’ Satan! I’m the best Satan there is!
Anyways! Some things about meee:
I like taking long midnight strolls in the screaming pits of hell. Very soothing and loud. You should try it sometime.
I have exactly 666 dogs and each time one dies I have to replace it. Because thats not acceptable kiddos.
I have a wife named candy and she is my boo.HI BOO IF YOU’RE READING THIS.
I wove my wife ssooooooooooooooo much. But screw my children they suck.
I am super terrified of heights after an....incident....
ENOUGH ABOUT ME!
So come on in. But first knock. KNOCK 3 TIMES OR I WON’T answer you ;3 and plz take off your shoes, thats very rude if you don’t.