#max tcbob

[thejagerman2024]

WHO'S YOUTEN???

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

this is critically unimportant but i've spent way too fucking long trying to figure out what grade max is in,,, he says he was varsity baseball three years in a row,,, and, like, baseball is a spring sport, but try outs are in the fall, and the first act takes place in the winter, so that could mean:

a. he's a senior, and he was varsity freshman, sophmore, and junior year before getting injured in his senior year before he could try out

b. he's a senior, and he was JV freshman year, and then varsity sophmore, junior, and senior year, but couldn't play becuase of his pcl

OR

c. he's a junior, he played on varsity freshman and sophmore year, and then made it onto varsity this year, but couldn't play

i'm inclined to think of him as a junior becuase otherwise this show has zero (0) juniors in it, and, if he was a senior, then the other seniors probably would have known who he was when he came to callbacks from class, but also... it is not plot important in the slightest

[awigglycultist]

HEY SO I NOTICED SOMETHING WHILE LOOKING THROUGH THE TCBOB SCRIPT @andie-cake @melchron

[awigglycultist]

Bethanne: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

Max: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

Alex: A realist sees a freight train

Eric: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks

[awigglycultist]

Max: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Jean: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Alex

Max, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

[awigglycultist]

Max: Is Kris always like this when he loses?

Jean: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015

Kris: You bumped that table and you know it!

[awigglycultist]

Eric: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd

Max: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue

Eric: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd

[awigglycultist]

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