juno 🤝 max antagonizing John B just ‘cause
THEY'RE MENACES CONFIRMED
constantly eating his snacks (like they'll both replace them at some point, but like ... those were his chips)
jokingly bringing up their drunken kiss because they know it annoys him
referring to each other as the one that got away
max: obviously juno was my best kiss rip to you john b but she's built different
(sarah finds this all v amusing but john b is just tired)
halloween where juno dresses as john b, max spends the entire night/party with her, referring to juno as her boyfriend and ignoring real john b
john b: i'm right here
max, gesturing to juno in a poorly buttoned hawaiian shirt: no obviously this is my boyfriend idk who you are sir
constantly showing up at his place unannounced and then ignoring him for each other
borrowing the twinkie to go out on snack runs together
stealing all of his shirts
max suggests making a schedule of who gets what shirt when
she leaves john b out of it
dramatic reenactments of his corny/cringeworthy moments (ie: love just walked in!! or be safe)