#max-ver

[herrelandslaget]

☕ & that little thing seb does when he bites the tip of his tongue

literally uncalled for and unnecessary, who does he think he is acting like that in public..................... haunts me

[lastonthebrakes]

purple & brown for the thing!!! u r great 💜🤎

ahh you're the sweetest!!🥰 tysm and sending you loads of love💖

send me a color

[kritischetheologie]

"#listen jenson has big third energy"

me, unable to write or even think of martian w/out sliding jenson in there at every opportunity: YEAH. I'll toast to that tag 🤝

Listen, martian+Jenson is maybe my favorite fucking ship of all time when it comes to pure enjoyment so hell yeah I'll toast to that bestie

[firemanseb]

"#mostly i want to wake up in it after - *sniped*"

wait. WAIT. im at WORK and i just read this tag and now im thinking about walking around ~ the morning after ~ in just his hoodie and im going to go blush and whimper into my sleeves rn send me STRAIGHT to horny jail and throw away the key

Bestie you and me BOTH! I saw that picture over on Instagram at about 8:30 this morning and have done nothing but fixate on a 40 year old man ever since. I have so much work to do today but instead I googled “yellow paisley hoodie” just to see how much it would cost and it’s FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

So then naturally I schemed how I could become Fernando Alonso’s sugar baby

[herrelandslaget]

a return smash or pass; stroll, häkkinen, & also webber 👀

stroll: pass.... i'm on record saying he's got one of the top three punchable faces on the grid sorry (yes i have ranked them all) ((actually it's top two now that mazepin is out))

häkkinen: PASS!!!!! I HAVE HIM BLACKLISTED BC HE REMINDS ME OF MY DAD AND SEEING PEOPLE THIRSTPOST ABOUT HIM MAKES ME UNCOMFY😭

webber: also pass i think.. he's NOT my type but like. never say never i guess

[sea-shelly]

"#jamie lee curtis candids" JKJGKFJ I CHOKED

[f1tism]

ME ENDING UP LIKING MY OWN POST BECAUSE YOUR TAG IS EXACTLY THE FEELING. DANIEL I'M 2 REDBULLS DOWN AND THAT MOVE INDUCED FEAR AND AROUSAL ALL AT ONCE.

"that move induced fear and arousal all at once" LITERALLY MY EXACT THOUGHTS.. daniel is on his cowboy adrenaline best right now but its not doing anything good for my alcohol induced heart GOD..