Dec 24, 2019
Max: are you gonna vore me, jack?
Elvira: unhinge your jaw right now
David: anaconda that shit jack. It's not a matter of ability, it's a matter of will
Jack: [tired defeated sigh]
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Max: are you gonna vore me, jack?
Elvira: unhinge your jaw right now
David: anaconda that shit jack. It's not a matter of ability, it's a matter of will
Jack: [tired defeated sigh]
Im not gonna bring a milf over when I have 10 furbies in my room
Guy fieri is my BITCH
K: my kink is being right
M: you must he horny all the fucking time, then
jack: you're my fancy lad
max: i think i just snorted a bug
Max: you’re giving me a look that looks more like you’re in pain more than in love.
Jack: sorry, that was supposed to be a smile.
Max: sorry i grazed your ass. But im sure you liked it [kissy face]
Max: ... sorry i shouldnt make jokes like that anymore, its creepy now that im a dude
Kalyn: no its ok because were friends and i already know how much of a dumbass you are.
Jack: I forgot how much of a chad you’ve been lately. So many people want you, this is some prime real estate right here.
Max[talking about his date]: Well there’s about to be an open house, so I’ll see you around.
Jack: I hate you.
Max: That was clever, bite me.
Jack: It was. Die.