Mallory: [gesturing to a broken coffee pot] `Who broke it?`
[silence]
Mallory: `I’m not mad. I just wanna know.`
Mary: I did it, I broke it…
Mallory: `No. No, you didn’t. Jaxon?`
Jaxon: Don’t look at me, look at Lennor.
Lennor: What?! I didn’t break it!
Jaxon: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Lennor: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Jaxon: Suspicious.
Lennor: No it’s not!
Phoenix: If it matters, probably not… Maxime was the last one in the room
Max: Liar! I don’t even drink it!
Phoenix: Oh really? Then why were you and Jaxon in here earlier?
Max: Jaxon likes coffee for some god awful reason and I tag along with him sometimes. Everyone knows that, Phoenix!
Mary: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Mallory.
Mallory: `No! Who broke it!`
Lennor: [whispering] Mal, Lanna has been awfully quiet…
Delanna: Really? Really?!
Lennor: Yeah, really!
[everyone starts arguing]
Mallory: [off to the side] `I broke it. It burned me so I shoved it off the table. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.`