Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant are these tags from the first 24 hours of this Marvel Shuffle:
#oh gods look at the stretching #proper warmup is important #does he do finger stretches and arm practice before using his bow #i bet he’d say he does #but forgets it half the time #what a dork i love him #also how many times did he come home to find her lounging about #i bet he doesnt hide a key anywhere #people just get in somehow anyway (via captainaragorn)
#okAY BUT CAN WE SERIOUSLY TALK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL the time??? #it’s like natasha has a radar sense for when clint is in very inconvenient situations and she’s ready to get it on #like yeah it’s lowkey incentive for clint to hurry up and finish the mission #but it’s still coincidental that natasha is hot for clint whenever he’s about to do something like hop off a skyscraper or scale a mountain #’it’s dangerous’ clint says #’it spices up our sex life’ natasha says (via jdrox)
#clint can’t concentrate with hearing nat’s voice is the best thing ever I swear #oh god thanks for this existing (via maximvffs)
#i love how they just talk while clint’s on a mission #like no big deal #nat’s being a good motivator #so clint can hurry up #and that just makes me laugh for some reason (via torii-storii)
#and knowing clint he’d injure himself because he’d be thinking about natasha in expensive lingerie #and then they’d have lots and lots of hot sex #cool (via felicitysmoaksss)
#are they seriously letting innuendos fly so hard like what that fan did to clint? #no pun intended #his ass looked good in that #no wonder natasha #wants him to jump that fan #she probably has a camera in there somewhere #looking in on #the action (via were-kindred-souls-you-and-i)
