Apr 14, 2017
#footballs happy birthday to Max Unger! You are a pretty good ball snapper in the pros! Also your name really makes me think of someone who would squat down and thrust a ball between your legs! You also have a big bushy beard and a bald head! So you're like a textbook center! Also, just to torture myself, your former team (and my favorite team) the Seattle Seahawks haven't been to the Super Bowl since they traded you two years ago! That's makes me feel so great! Anyway, I hope someone gets you a non joke gift today because those suck, Max Unger, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #maxunger #seattleseahawks #neworleanssaints #rings #snapper #aptlynamed #squats #selftorture #jokegiftssuck