I'm sorry, Paula. I badly want to foster an alliance with a woman, but I have to be on the side of consent.
Maya, after Paula tries to start Slappy Slaps
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I'm sorry, Paula. I badly want to foster an alliance with a woman, but I have to be on the side of consent.
Maya, after Paula tries to start Slappy Slaps
Paula is from an older generation of women. She came up in an era where she had to fight and that's why now, sometimes, she such a big ol' "B".
Maya
OMG, what? This can't be happening! You guys are my #goals, I literally cannot with you guys. You guys are the best humans. You give me all the feels.
Maya is not a millennial; she is a tumblr fangirl
Darryl: This is so weird.
Maya: What, that Nathaniel's a furry? I know!
Maya: What is that noise? What's happening? I think one of our computers is in pain!
Mrs. Hernandez: It's our fax machine, loser.
Tough guys in a fight
All alone at night
Life doesn’t frighten me at all
✤
Maya Angelou
Maya: That was really awkward turtle.
Tim: What's "awkward turtle"?