[Bed meme] "Lieutenant were you drinking last night and mistaken my bed to be yours? If not~ Then I do hope you have an excellent excuse for trespassing and sleeping on my bed~"
Your character finds mine passed out sleeping naked in bed. What do they do?
Ah.. He’d fallen asleep and—FUCK this wasn’t his bed! He’d thought… And wow, when had he taken off his clothes? He was quick to cover himself up.
“—-Uh…”
No. There was no excuse but he’d be perfectly fine blaming it on alcohol.














