20131202: Horror Review--13/13/13
http://moviessuite92online.blogspot.com/2013/12/20131202-horror-review.html
One line summary: Recalculate the dates: the Mayan apocalypse is on!
One star of five. Black holes for screenplay, SFX, and acting.
Cinematography: 7/10 Daylight scenes should be sharp and good to look at. The film starts in washed out, low contrast mode. I felt like I was watching VHS output from a tape player with dirty heads. Color contrast was low as well.
Sound: 5/10 Too much maniacal laughter. Some of the incidental music is poor.
Acting: 0/10 Some of the worst I have ever seen. Enough fake laughing to last twenty years.
Screenplay: 2/10 Stupid dialog plus terminally stupid dialog. Very little in the way of natural motivation.
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