#mayatext

[fck-tori]

text to maya.

Tori: -ss of owen's tweet-

Tori: i've lost the entire ability to function aside from texting you.

Tori: my brain is literally that episode of spongebob where he forgets everything except fine dining and breathing except he's forgotten everything and the place is even more on fire than in the episode.

Tori: ohhhhh my god

Tori: holy fuck

Tori: lmfao tristan is going to actually shit his pants.

[whatthehellisafarkle-blog]

text to maya.

Farkle: i can't sleep and my back is hurting and i don't know why.

Farkle: you should come over.

[bbybriexo-blog]

Text to Maya.

Brie: oh my god, I have something to tell you but you can't tell anyone at all.

[thefarkle-nation-blog]

Text to Maya.

Farkle: Hey, don't listen to Smackle. For one thing, she probably didn't even realize what she said was so hurtful. She said what she thought was truthful, not realizing that was something she shouldn't say. I'm not saying she should use Asperger's as a crutch or an excuse, and I'm definitely not trying to justify her hurting you. No one is going to get away with hurting you as long as I'm around, okay? You are everything to me, Maya. You're beautiful and so intelligent. If you weren't intelligent, you couldn't create the art that you do at the skill level that you do. I'm so lucky to call you my girlfriend, and I will never get tired of you. I love you, Princess.

[thefarkle-nation-blog]

Text to Maya.

Farkle: -Insert a really awkward conversation starter that may or may not get ignored accompanied by some really hopeful heart emojis here.-

Farkle: -a ton of gritted teeth emojis-

[thefarkle-nation-blog]

Text to Maya.

Farkle: ...I need to talk to you, and it's fairly important.

Farkle: Is it alright if I break in through your fire escape again, or is your not-cat going to attack?

[thefarkle-nation-blog]

Text to Maya.

Farkle: ...it burns so badly.

Farkle: What'd you do to me, woman?

Farkle: Also how long am I supposed to keep this thing wrapped for?

[bbybriexo-blog]

text to maya.

Brie: there is a cute boy on his way to my house and he doesn't seem like a total creep like the rest of the guys that have ever said two words to me help.