Alex Turner is definitely my type I wish I was his type I WISH I WASN'T FAT
girl! we do not talk like that here because we have the ultimate knowledge that alex turner is missing out on YOU! (and is also missing, like, should we start putting him on the side of milk cartons?)
besides, the record shows no matter what you look like you're probably not getting with him unless you're suddenly a white girl born in the '80s, likely brunette with a nicotine addiction.














