#maybemorrigan

[pendraegon]

Hello hello I am very sleepy and I'm thinking about the ship name for the OSHA noncompliant cannibal and the sad fishing man. Why. Why are they not Grammibal? Why is Hannibal not a foodie instagrammer? And the sad fishing man whose name I refuse to learn could run a dog blog. Actually. You know what. Hannibal's much-memed monologues would fit right in with the recipe bloggers.

ASLKDFJAOFKSAFSLAFDSAFAS HI JULIAN

GRAMMIBAL. GRAMMIBAL ALDSKFASJFOSAKALD you know what you're so right. everyone we're moving on from hannigram to grammibal. i think it sounds much more sinister and fucked up.

hannibal has a recipe blog and will has a dog blog and will is like "hey you know that one recipe you have? that one beef one? i made it and it was incredible. oh. i didn't eat it. it was for my dogs" and hannibal has to resist blocking him.

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My Tumblr Crushes:

mcelboycontent

themoonscrolls

tea-pizzaz

tea-arts

maybemorrigan

lycaanroc

canuckianhawkguy

festiveshrimps

gndy-dancer

tea I'm cryin you are three of these

apparently y’all are the blogs I interact with the most WHO IS SURPRISED NOT ME

[pendraegon]

💫 I don't know anything about Sailor Moon 💫 please vibe check me 💫

JULIAN, DARLING, HI<333 okay give me a sec....i think that you're wait oh my god. okay yeah yeah yeah i'm so right, but you have THEEE biggest hotaru/saturn vibes. so hotaru's backstory honestly makes me want to cry but she appears dark and mysterious but she's genuinely so so so sweet and kind and more than anything, wants someone to be there reaching out a hand to her, and her in return to do the same. she eventually befriends chibiusa and does everything in her power to protect her and is feared due to her immense power before becoming reincarnated and being able to live the life she's always wanted, loved and free to explore and just be herself. you're literally one of the best people i've ever met, you're so so so creative, you have a way with words, and you also care so so so deeply to the point that i'm always in awe of it?? hotaru's introspective, she's fiercely loyal, and more than anything she understands the perseverance of both love and grief but most importantly, how both are used as strength even when it seems impossible and even when things are too hard and too daunting, there's always, always something there twinkling right out of sight, waiting for you to catch up, which i think you embody the virtues of well<3

send me a 💫 and i’ll tell you which sailor senshi you are<3

[pendraegon]

Height tax is the new window tax. Flaunting height is blatant demonstration of bourgeois access to nutrients and supplements beyond the reach of the modern proletariat, therefore it is only just that those in possession of wealth in the form of unseemly height be taxed on that wealth for the good of all. In this essay, I will -

genuinely trying to come up with a witty response to this but im failing on all levels

[pendraegon]

That Boy by Robert Hallow And The Holy Men. I will not explain 💋

JULIANNNNNN HOW COULD YOU VIBE CHECK ME THIS HARD ALKSDJFM,ASDF there's SO many lines that i love but oh. this.. "one built for sinners / and one for bad sons" oh don't i know it!

send me a song you think matches my vibe on or off anon

[pendraegon]

Su cuy'gar, cyar'ika. Jate'kara bat ibic.

the kinyarwanda google translate is awful so i did look up every word for this to piece together the meaning and im not sure i got it but is it that you have a headache from looking at screens??

[pendraegon]

My sibling used to harvest free nerf darts from campus because their university apparently did like a campus-wide zombie LARP of some kind? So there were just stray nerf darts EVERYwhere. In retrospect this sounds odd but at the time I just assumed that engineering students were all Like That

listen as someone who was technically an engineering student for two years can i just say the horrors i have witnessed in the engineering library at 2 am

[pendraegon]

The thing is. I know you too well now. So you get messages at all hours like BABE I HAVE POETRY THOUGHTS because I am no longer intimidated, but before I actually talked to you, you were an 8 out of 10 intimidating because I simply had no idea what was going on ever, you have this broad and fascinating knowledge of SO many subjects and I was like well obviously I can't talk to this person because I don't know ANYTHING about any of this. I was doing the Guess I'll Die meme.

this blog really is like a goody bag kind of deal like. what's going on in here? who knows. i don't even know and i run it.

scale 1-10 how intimidating am i :3c