#mayday-berlitz

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Russia: Let me talk this time.

America: Why?

Russia: Because when you talk, bad shit happens.

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Britain: [returning with France and talking to the other Allies] Important news everyone! We found the Axis Powers camped out in a remote part of the North African coast.

China: Are they planning an attack?

Britain: No, they’re just on a camping trip.

America: Those s'more eating bastards!

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America: But I don’t like work. I like playing baseball and talking to Germany.

Britain: Nations don’t get to do what they like. Nations get jobs and Economic Unions to keep them from the things they like.

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America: European nations are so cool. They have an economic union, and solve their problems together, and share a currency, and have a whole special European court—

Britain:

America: Oh, I didn’t mean—

Britain: No, no, no, you said it, it’s out there. Now we have to live with it.

America: Well, its kinda true. You’re not going to be part of the EU anymore. You don’t have any sort of special powers by yourself, do you?

Britain: I’m a good listener. Do you know how rare that is on that continent?

America: Yeah. That’ll solve the refugee crisis. Can’t you do anything?

Britain: Well, I can get my feelings hurt and throw a world-class hissy fit! *storms away*