#mayfucker69

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mayfucker69 replied to your post:◎ why would you wear pants pants

ok but people??? actually wear tights under shorts its normal

not important

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◎ tfios or paper towns

i'm not sure what either of those are

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◎ is whoosie detachable

no, and please don't attempt to find out firsthand.

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◎ so how many things can you hide in your buns

my bag is actually empty i keep all of my stuff in my hair

hahaha just kidding

i keep all key items in my hair

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◎ on a scale from ethan to n, how gay are you for me

i'm a new breed of gay for you, an unmeasurable breed. if someone were to scan my gay they'd probs get a missingno. and then their pokedex would break 

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◎ who are you heterosexual for

guess i should tell you since you’re being so desperate omfg twin pls

remember how you were just like is it and

i was just like nah but it turns out that it’s actually true omfg

maybe i shouldn’t??? like that would grind ur gears right 

sorry twin i’m so embarrassed i promise i will answer the question

like it’s just HARD okay i don’t like this sort of thing

especially on a place where everyone can see so

yeah

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mayfucker69 replied to your post:you know how someone makes a post like “i bought...

go hard or go home

i cannot believe this how much do you think i can eat

i have been vigorously going at it and i think i'm only 1/8 of the way through?

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mayfucker69 replied to your post:assuming that fishing takes around 6 or 7 seconds...

what the fuck

i divided it up into a grid that may or may not be correct but i also had a lot of free time on my hands