#maylilithreign

[maylilithreign]

everyone shut the FUCK UP and say happy 10th birthday to Stardew Valley immediately

[agentofchaosx]

pixie and valkyrie!

thank you lovely 😘

pixie: what is your favorite joke/pun? ohh there are so many but I think my tried and true favourite would have to be so I was eating a wookie steak the other night, the flavour was great but it was a little chewy 😂😂😂

valkyrie: is there something that you would fight to defend? if so, what is it? This is a very good question and there are a lot of things I would fight for but I think the main thing is just basic human rights for all.. there really shouldn't be anyone with good intentions persecuted for just existing especially if they aren't hurting anyone.

mythic asks

[corpseprxnce]

Paper! 😊

paper - favorite children’s book?

Hmmm, hard decision!!! Does The Hobbit count? If not....idk, something like The Gruffalo would be a good pick :3

[maylilithreign]

[maylilithreign]

and im falling asleep

and she calling a cab

while he's having a smoke

and hes also a crab

[maylilithreign]

everyone stop what you're doing and say happy sweet sixteen to my princess, Sparrow

or she will be most displeased.

[maylilithreign]

5.5 hours in the chair later...

and she's beautiful 😍

[maylilithreign]

me: has dressed a ton like this for a good portion of my life (minus the joint 💀😂)

also me: yeah I'm definitely straight, no I don't wanna eat pussy, nonono, not me. Heteroooooo Elizabeth