#mayo?

[preciouspatriots]

soooooo has anyone heard anything about replacement head coaches?

[tastyfresh]

hey does anyone else pronounce "lmao" as "luh-may-o". i always hear it said as "luh-mow" and that never sounded right to me. i read it as luhmayo in my head. i think its caused when you spell "el em ay oh" out it sounds like that.

[mazzy-cat]

Cool guys don’t look at explosions

[pathologising]

my dad puts salt on watermelon and he used to cut up tomatoes, put a spoonful of mayonnaise on it, and then salt and pepper it and eat it a slice at a time. idk why u need to know this but i need thoughts besides mine i feel like i haven’t processed either of those facts

he is very fucked up i think theres something wrong here....

[listofevilinventions]

Arms come to wrap themselves around Gyro's waist, tilting his head just enough for his beak to bury itself against his neck. "Just name what you need, Ro. & I'll get you the replacement." Cue a few teasing nips against his feathers. ( Mark is here for the cuddles, Gy! jfkdlfdsl; )

Gyro leaned into the other’s sudden embrace. It was helpful enough. He was trying very hard not to freak out over all the damage that serum caused. “I need pretty much everything replaced. The ocean window was broken and that’s going to be really difficult to fix since it’s underwater. You would have to hire divers who can use a blowtorch underwater... and hold a sea-worthy glass panel somehow. And I should probably figure out what excuse to tell Scrooge. He’ll be very cross with me when he sees the news feed. “ 

“ This is a real mess.” 

[heyxnini]

so ik mayo on itself is pretty controversial but is sriracha mayo equally so? cos that shit’s good

[metazensae]

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