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Sunset boat ride through Utah canyon water with wine glasses and a designer doodle after a playoff loss? These photos are so aggressively rich-person peaceful.

honestly Connor always looks funniest in these aesthetic vacation pics because he never fully commits to the vacation mode.

Leon can do smug relaxed rich athlete. Connor always looks 15% concerned about defensive coverage somewhere in the distance.

Anyways thank you Lauren as she continues her role as: official keeper of the Connor McDavid emotional support sightings.

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intro + quick q's

McDavid & McDavid | Cam Interviews Connor | June 2023 @ NHL Awards in Nashville | Sportsnet & CCM

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She posted thirst traps of her man like she’s got a moral duty to the internet. Ma'am, thank you for your service!

it's giving "David Attenborough narrating a species in heat but make it hockey.

He walked in with the hat of a 14th-century peasant, thighs of a Norse god, and chest hair that says ‘I fix things with my hands.’

I don’t know if I want to laugh, scream, or sign a marriage license.

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the post-elimination recovery tour 😭

Good for them. If I lost in six after carrying the expectations of an entire Canadian fanbase, I too would disappear into a minimalist rock monastery with my dog and suspiciously expensive oatmeal.

Lenny looks thrilled though. Zero awareness of playoff disappointment.

Connor in every candid: hello darkness my old friend.

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Lauren posting these little David Attenborough documents rare Connor in natural habitat until training camp resurrects everyone's blood pressure again! 🙌 bless her

Everyone else: morning wellness 🧘‍♀️✨

Connor: if my hamstrings achieve optimal extension perhaps we reduce neutral-zone turnovers.

Athletes doing yoga never look spiritually transformed. They look like expensive construction workers at a retreat

Also also Lenny has the expression of someone who knows he lives a better life than 99.8% of us people. Like desert luxury resort, boat rides, emotionally attached NHL millionaires catering to him.

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Human enrichment for the league’s most overworked cyborg sitting in turquoise water looking softer than he ever does during the season.

He has such aggressively dad-coded hobbies for a guy in his twenties/thirties. You just know he approaches chess exactly like hockey like calculating, mildly terrifying, emotionally restrained, somehow still competitive during vacation...

No shirtless yacht party chaos. No nightclub. Just: what if we quietly competed intellectually instead.

Honestly good for them though. Their normal lives are please save the nation of Canada tonight. They deserve some rest...

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exhausted prince of Alberta

after playoff elimination this is probably the healthiest possible outcome. Better this than Connor doom-skating alone at 2 a.m. muttering about defensive coverage.

That dog has richer vacations than most humans and better hair than half the NHL

God im jealous of that 🐶

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me, absolutely feral, watching Connor McDavid roll out fresh pink pasta like it’s the most intimate thing anyone’s ever done in public. sir. the hand placement. the wrist control. the focus. this isn’t cooking—it’s a personal attack and I’m not even mad.